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I am a carrot. I am a pig. I am a carrot pig! :O

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

Yo @gregjames and @BBCR1 you’ve gotta check out Bunny! My favourite was when she was MAD because of an OUCH - it was a STRANGER in her PAW!

https://t.co/tvZ2uF0oNT

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

Yo @BBCR1 and @MattEdmondson Nothing beats this on the recorder…

https://t.co/2GQlpvqVi1

You’re welcome xoxox

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

How are you celebrating Thursday? Pepper has started on the @thatchers_cider and is getting a little tipsy, whereas the designated driver, Aspen, wants to put a stop to such nonsense.

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

Uh, excuse me @BoschGlobal @BoschUK I ordered a CAPpuccino for my #tassimo - whatever you gave me has a furry texture and a bit too much bite. The caramel creamer that comes with it is quite nice though.

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@Catit But don’t worry, there’s no risk of Aspen missing out on the fun! After nap time, of course!😻

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

Sorry @Catit - Pepper has outsmarted you this time! 😼😹

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@Catit Help, she’s doing it again. Had to tape our fountain shut as she likes to… splash. 😂 (Please excuse the litter tracking, she had just finished digging to China!)

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@TheHunterWildTV I read that as “upcoming lunches”. Tomorrow I have a chicken sandwich. That’s pretty rad.

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@mattsyourlot @itsVicLeigh Also, Pepper says hi! 😹

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

We’re delighted with our first @HelloFreshUK box, and it seems we’re not the only ones! 15w/o Aspen and Pepper wanna say thanks for their first week’s edition of HF’s “Build a Cat Castle” side-hustle. Disclaimer: #kittens not included in #hellofresh meal plan. Do not eat kittens.

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@mattsyourlot @itsVicLeigh Hey, Matt, remember my old cat that I used to send you guys pics of? I found some old film photos ;)

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@itsVicLeigh @mattsyourlot What if I told you… there’s halloumi in one of our Hello Fresh meals? 😉😂

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@SirPugger So uh... just saw this ad on one of your videos... Go figure. 😆
"Start botting. Earn real world money. You might even get featured in one of Sir Pugger's videos!"

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

Yo @RuneScape - if you examine someone while they're on an Auto-cycle in the Empty Throne Room, their legs are hilarious. Intentional or happy accident? ;)

[Eavee 🎙️☀️⭐🌙🍁 @voiceofeavee]

I recently recorded some audio commands for https://t.co/Eqk9jneRmr Go check out his channel to hear them all. A few samples are below.

If you're looking for custom voice commands for your channel, send me a message or check out my Fiverr gig. Link in bio.

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@notthebaroness @Celt_UK I am neither useful or interesting, but don’t delete me! 😉😂

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@jorgesalsin @Djorda33 @RuneScape

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@RuneScape I joke, I joke, RS team. Thanks for looking into it :) looking forward to playing later on!

[🥕🐷 @Carrot_Pig]

@RuneScape