Dallas Greenaway

Married. Hobbit. Learning to listen and love. Likes to make weird noises. Covered in grace. One day every sad thing will be made happy!

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Happy Mother’s Day to this incredible momma!! God has truly blessed our family with the best woman for the job, taking care of 1.5 kids and 1 fur-baby (and sometimes a man-baby 🤷🏼‍♂️).… https://t.co/h404aXdzoS

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Happy Anniversary my bride!! These have been the best 5 years of my life. God has used you to shape and encourage me in more ways than I’ll ever know. You’re an incredible mother and wife.… https://t.co/Oh3HHZgawD

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Saw Paula Deen’s while we were coming out of the aquarium and we thought we’d stop in for some dessert. When we found out they were $1.99 a piece we figured it was a good idea to try ALL… https://t.co/C6Jro96L36

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Introducing Pirates Brittany and Owen!! We had so much fun at Pirates Voyage tonight. Owen was clapping and dancing the whole time and even gave his own version of “arrrgh!” Thankful for a… https://t.co/OWTgu9Rish

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Santa brought me an entire bag of Reese’s Cups this year...how in the world am I supposed to live responsibly with so much tastiness in my grasp?!

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

@majornelson Very true 😂 somehow I got some last year as a gift. Gave it away.

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Merry Christmas everyone!! Praying you would get to know Jesus today if you don’t already or celebrate him well if you have a relationship with him. Emmanuel, God with us. He came to be with us and made a way for us to be with him.

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

@MKBHD Merry Christmas to you! Good to be a nerd this time of year 🤓

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Part of the reason God gave me my wife is most certainly to convince me to eat grilled nuggets at Chick-fil-A when what I really want is a Big Mac from MACDonalds! #marriedUP

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Thankful for the dude rolling around Pelham road in his Jeep with his shirt off on a nice chilly Wednesday. #BlessedAndGrateful

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Southern snow = a dirty snowman in the front yard ⛄️ https://t.co/FOaW5Zknat

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Happy Thanksgiving!! Hope your food treats you right this year 😉 On the real, be sure to take time to tell someone you’re thankful for them and take a few minutes to reflect on what you’re thankful for over the last year. A thankful heart is a full heart. 🦃

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

15 months is a pretty good time to be initiated into manhood...or something like that. #tacobell #instantfulldiaper #helovedit #whathaveidone https://t.co/wZLYqmcCL1

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Momma doesn’t always get snuggle times with this little dude running around nowadays, but when she does, they are the best 👶🏻👩🏼 https://t.co/VndbVe1qUc

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Check out the NFL podcast my partners in crime just put out for this week! What do you think of their power rankings?? https://t.co/ooM98gFNER @ScrubzPodcast

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Is it time to take the Rudolph nose off your car or at this point do you just leave it on until the end of this Christmas season? Asking for the lady who just drove by me with the nose prominently on her SUV. #nevertooearly #nevertoolate?

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

My favorite peeps walking to get some @chipotletweets 😍

I’m sorry I betrayed you tonight @moes_hq...you’re still the best. https://t.co/FqneOixLZe

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

Shoutout to the @olivegarden social media team! Always fun when a big company responds to the little guy. Was I hoping our son was cute enough to get some free food in the DMs?? Probably!… https://t.co/CF7Lgz8bIW

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

This fall weather before fall 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 Lift em up!!

[Dallas Greenaway @CarrotforGod]

I cannot believe that this little dude just turned ONE!! This is certainly one of those things in life that feels like it just happened yesterday, but I also can’t remember a time before… https://t.co/hXxv74r7CT