Housewifery

Reality TV (housewives especially) horror movies, special education, history, literature & cooking delicious fucking food

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@MelissaLeighhh Get on bluesky bitch it's so much better over there!!! (I miss you sm too I'm just resorting to threats)

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@Andy Good afternoon get back on bluesky you bitch!!!

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@spicysucculents Now we're all shit talking you in the hopes you'll make an account to get us together

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@spicysucculents you little bitch need to get your ass to bluesky cuz WE MISS YOU

Make me sign back into this hellsite 😭

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@spicysucculents I feel like this us

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@spicysucculents I shall pass the message along 🥹

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@TamraJudgeOC I'm not a bot, it's been painful to watch you this season #RHOC

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

It's that time of year. Reminder that Ina cuntessa is a monster who disses dying kids. Don't buy her book!!

https://t.co/HGEgZISEEj

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@queefsofbravo The article was about a story from her book about an "argument" 30 years ago where she "contemplated" divorce, the headline was click bait. She's a money grubbing hoe

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@WastgTimeWBravo

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@queefsofbravo I stay on that bitches ass

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@queefsofbravo DON'T CLICK IT IT'S JUST TO SELL COPIES OF HER BOOK

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@queefsofbravo IT'S A TRICK ARTICLE

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@gay_rhony No I know 😅 my high ass didn't phrase that well. I just thought the visual of the bright white napkin amongst the whole outfit with the booty out was humorous

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

THE NAPKIN PLACEMENT 💀 #RHOSLC

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Omg made it through the 1st full moon of the school year, my period's done, AND new #RHOSLC ?

We're so back ignore those other tweets

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

@trippybutter Yessss 2 kinds! Pistachio and orange blossom then walnut and rose water 😊 I make them lebanese style with flavored simple syrups rather than Greek which uses honey

[Housewifery @Carrotzzs]

I may be stressed, depressed and romantically crippled but I can still whip up a baby shower spread for bestie 💅

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@adcsospicy 🫶

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Really really wish this weekend had an extra day