Brian Hernalsteen

Dad. Paramedic. Male romper model. I like sports. Detroit sports. But I’m also #MFFL I like cheeseburgers. And Boone. Official member Council of Brians.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

Confident prediction: By 2025, three of Detroit’s sports teams will be playoff bound. One of them will be championship caliber, but I’m unsure of which one it will be. It’s gonna be a fuckin wild ride though.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis @lex88di9 But heads up, they don’t have the tempura battered chicken crispers. 🤷🏼🤷🏼‍♂️

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis @PaulyWallnuts22 If only you brought back the tempura battered chicken crispers! 😎

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis @GTPey I want tempura chicken crispers. But we all can’t get what we want, right Chili’s?

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis @maddhall98 A marg and tempura chicken crispers is a better combo. Get it together, Chili’s.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis @rickyboii21 This never would have happened with the tempura battered crispers…

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

Hey @Chilis

I had pretty invasive abdominal surgery yesterday. Tempura battered chicken crispers are the number 1 thing I’m craving.

Help a dude heal his tum tum. With tempura.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

Hey @Chilis

I’m at the airport and I checked the menu at the Chilis in my terminal.

Once again, no tempura chicken crispers. You continue to disappoint.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

Hey @Chilis

On this glorious Easter Sunday, you know what you could help rise from the dead?

Tempura Chicken Crispers

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@NASAArtemis is cool and all.

You know what would be cooler?

If @Chilis brought back tempura chicken crispers.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

Hey @Chilis

Less tweeting, more tempura battered chicken crispering.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

(I take my seat behind the Resolute Desk)

Aide: Mr. President, congratulations on your historic victory. What will your first executive order be?

Me, rising slowly from desk in heroic fashion: I’m bringing back the tempura chicken crispers from @chilis

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

Hey @Chilis

Today, right now, would be a great day and time to announce that tempura chicken crispers are coming back.

Do it for the people. The people want the tempura.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis Women want tempura battered chicken crispers. Fact.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

Hi @Chilis!

Stop this nonsense.

Bring back the tempura chicken crispers.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis Why would my friends talk about your “crispers?” They are garbage. Bring back the tempura batter. Then my friends will say something other than “you know, Chili’s went to shit after they got rid of the tempura batter.”

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis Bring back tempura battered chicken crispers.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@Chilis Yeah but you also took away the tempura battered chicken crispers so what do you know.

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@JetsPizza I love you forever and will order forever, and will always get two bottles of ranch.

A small request…bring back the city skyline to the boxes. Please and thank you.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

You ever think about how if Carlos Mencia hadn’t stolen anyone’s jokes we wouldn’t have just bombed Iran

[Brian Hernalsteen @CarryTheNine]

@tigers @DetroitPistons @TarikSkubal I will ask again @tigers, please stop posting about Skubs. You aren’t going to extend him Pizza Boy, so please stop acting like he is a major part of this organization going forward. Just stop posting, stop with the giving fans hope.