Carryn 🪷🇿🇦

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

Petrol prices got everyone driving like they’re on probation 😭 Straight to work and straight back home. No unnecessary trips anymore.

[Mufasa007 @Mufasa0062]

True.

[lorah @lorahmoe]

I got sick for the first time since moving in with my boyfriend and apparently this man treats a common cold like a medical emergency.

The second I said, “I don’t feel good,” he switched into full caretaker mode.

He went to the store and came back with medicine, soup, Gatorade, tissues, cough drops, fuzzy socks, and three different juices because he “didn’t know which one sounded best.”

Then he made me get back in bed while he cleaned the entire apartment.

At one point I got up to help and this man looked genuinely offended.

He said, “Why are you standing?”

Sir???
Because I live here???

He tucked me back into bed like I was recovering from battle.

Later that night I apologized for being “dramatic” about not feeling well and he looked confused and said, “You’re sick. You don’t have to earn being taken care of.”

And I’m not even kidding when I say I almost cried right there.

Because some people are so used to surviving everything alone that basic care feels unreal when it finally happens.

[Dr Poobie Pillay aka Alara’s Grandpa @poobie_pillay]

I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW WE ARE FIVE MONTHS IN TO A YEAR THAT ONLY STARTED TWO WEEKS AGO.

[Dr Poobie Pillay aka Alara’s Grandpa @poobie_pillay]

☠️

[Zeducation @ZeducationYT]

😂

[liminal @Liminal1988]

She no longer enjoys the bare minimum.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

SUMMER DRINKING TIP: When someone says they’re not drinking/refusing the alcoholic beverage you’re offering, do not ask why.
Just offer a non-alcoholic option and move on.. because whatever the reason is, it’s almost always none of your business.

[David @dqveed]

This was designed by a woman. I have no proof but I also have no doubts.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

I just wanted the love of my life and resealable cereal bags. I didn't order a ww3.

[Harram @_harramm]

If WW3 happens we’re cooked because men are in their princess era

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Man has a headache: “I have a headache.”

Woman has a headache: “Is it hormones, stress, dehydration, too much caffeine, not enough caffeine, ponytail too tight or am I just dying?”

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women’s fears on a first date:
1. That he’ll k*ll her
2. That he’ll r*pe her
3. That he turns out to be a psychopath

Men’s fears:
That he’ll have to pay for the tiramisu she ordered.

[Carryn 🪷🇿🇦 @CarrynZA]

Is there anything better than when your adult children tell you they love you?
Yes! When they say, "I appreciate you" 🥰

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

The real goldiggers are the men who expect you to take care of them, clean their house, wash and iron their clothes, give birth to their children, manage their emotions, and on top of that go to work and contribute 50/50 to the expenses.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there.”

— Iyanla Vanzant