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@def_leppar20044 Ded Flatbird.

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@IfindRetards That HAS to be a parody account??!

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@alphafox Madonna looks like Gollum.

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@IfindRetards Its just gonna get worse. If they take over in 2028, America is cooked.

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@HonoluluBlues_ April/May = awful. June/July = great. August/Sept = great then awful.

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Just hit 900k followers. Thanks to every account, big and small, for supporting me.

Special thanks to all my subscribers, and to Elon for supporting the page and making it possible.

I really appreciate you all helping me reach this massive milestone. Keep tagging me in retarded posts.

If you don’t follow me, you’re retarded.

Next stop: 1M.

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@GuntherEagleman Took me 15 seconds til I got it. What does Josh Hokit think?

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@SCVegas What a waste of time and gas.

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@KyleBrandt I saw one of these in an antique store just a couple weeks ago. They wanted $70. PASS. The commercials were unforgettable, though....

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@IfindRetards These people are the worst retards.

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@tigercentral715 Season's over, bro...

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@flapprdotnet I get the lemon ones, which smell like lemons, until you put garbage into them, then they smell like garbage.

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@JamieAA_Again So...it doesnt work....but just keep doing it anyway?? WTF?

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@Chicago_Goofies Who is filming this? Seems fake to me, none of what she is doing could be in her training. What is going on?

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@flapprdotnet In the NBA its 6th MAN, notice how they didn't use 6th WOMAN. @Highway_30

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@JohnFeehery Nobody knows who you are. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@1StarAtaTyme Haha in 20 years the Chinese and Arabs will be fighting for who gets to bury you "Canadians" in whatever Middle Of Nowhere they choose.

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@SlangsOnSports Koufax did that in like 9 years. Total freak.

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@GamblingGuards Basically any 5 inning start is the bar now. If you can just eat 5 innings...here's $30million.

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@Ticket_Help2022 @LiveNation So looking at the Thursday show in Grand Rapids, MI, resale front row tix are $1250! A few rows back $573 resale with $370 face two seats over. 5 rows back $177. 200 and 300 sections $40. Lawn 2 for $70. Sure would have liked to see prices on 1st day.