Carson

I have better things to do with my time than arguing with bots on Twitter, yet here I am.

[Carson @Carson1884986]

@SpeakerJohnson All you care about is yourself.
You have the power to make the world better and you only make it worse.

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

Why is the @nytimes obsessed with hit pieces on a former president battling cancer, when the sitting president is clearly hiding health issues and is polling in the 30s? I will never understand it.

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

With the latest mass shooting at Brown University, this might be a good time to mention that Bill Clinton’s assault weapons ban reduced mass shooting deaths by 43% - but after George W Bush & Republicans let it expire, mass shooting deaths spiked by 239%.

It's the fucking guns.

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

It fucking kills me that none of these kids is going to get the mandatory mourning, the required moments of silence, the Ezra Klein eulogies, the massive federal government policy response, of the guy who said mass shootings are just the price you pay for freedom.

[MILO @Nero]

He spent a decade building an empire and she reduced it to rubble in two days overconfident she could do the Shabbat shalom thing without it being weird

[Carson @Carson1884986]

@JDVance We need gun control not prayers.
MAKE IT STOP.

[Carson @Carson1884986]

@callmeMaharani This feels like a rom com.
You get the happy ending; she doesn’t.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Trump will likely position US troops so that Venezuela can strike them back and create a situation where a war breaks out so he can claim war powers and issue martial law, cancel elections with full GOP backing.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

I’m just going to have to assume that CBS News has some other objective in mind besides getting decent ratings.

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

In many ways, Newsom is betting that Bidenism will work with a guy who is 58 years old and can speak well
https://t.co/TvdnhyCZgk

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

CBS News has now made 13 posts about Erika Kirk in the last 2 days, dominating their news page over all other stories.

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

There was no fentanyl on this ship.

There was no cocaine on this ship.

There was no heroin on this ship.

There was 1.1 MILLION barrels of Venezuelan oil.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Recently, the President announced land strikes against Venezuela. No U.S. President is authorized to commit acts of war in a sovereign country without authorization from Congress. I cosponsored this War Powers Resolution to force Congress to vote “for or against” this action.

[Carson @Carson1884986]

@gregisenberg MySpace?

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

The "California Effect" is when you read on social media that a place is "hell on earth," and then you go visit it and wonder why you don't live there.

[🍡 kiko ⁺₊˚✧ @iloveluigi4]

he got prison water and MAYBE a bar soap meanwhile my 8-step korean skincare routine ain’t doing shit

[ADAM @AdameMedia]

Charlie would come home on a Friday and say “Allah Akbar”

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

what an odd thing to say

[Cedar Village Bagel @CVBagel]

This @TheAthletic comment is truly world class