Carson

if you dm me it may be a couple days till I respond. I don’t hate you I just don’t check lmao. -20

[໊ @zerowontmiss]

You're not going to believe who replied to this post

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

How tf are you supposed to cast spells with this thing

[OP @JamesOP18]

my gf asked me out to a fair, and we carpooled 40 min to the fair, just the two of us. Spent 8 hours at the fair, and kept thinking “it’s weird our other friends aren’t here.” On the ride back, i mentioned people treated us like a couple, and that’s when she told me it was a date

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

Former CIA agent and whistleblower John Kiriakou has lost his 2,879-day consecutive gameplay streak on Angry Birds

[John Kiriakou @JohnKiriakou]

You will never guess who reached out about a potential sponsorship…

[Poncho @Revcide]

I managed to piss him off once, I hope he thought of me as his osprey went down.

[🫧Nisrine🫧 @Nisrine_RG3]

I just managed to get out, I went to the bus, the bus suddenly stopped working, a lady got mad so she decided to get off the bus and the moment she got out someone with a motorcycle hit her??

DUDE I JUST WANT TO GO HOME

[cey @ceymk1]

"because i drew that too"

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

My brother in christ

[Hello 🌹🐇🇵🇸🇺🇦 @The_Real_Hello]

this is what they’re gonna write in my obituary

[Carson @Carson68023940]

@RougeMoonRising Lmao literally me tho 💀

[Claire 🦎 @burnyourbinder]

it makes me so incredibly angry when women who had consensual sex with a man who later ghosted them refer to that relatively minor betrayal using the only language available to me to discuss the unspeakable horrors I experienced as a child.

[𝙽𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚣 @nightphiz]

It's been so long since the last spiderverse movie the kid who animated the lego scene grew up😭

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

Youtuber builds system that mimics Flock to spy on cops.

Cops show up at his door and ask what he is going to do with all the data he is collecting.

Youtuber responds that this is the exact same concern citizens have when you use this same technology to spy on them.

Full video: https://t.co/F22LmgkkTb

[Carson @Carson68023940]

@safomeART Dog idk if ur in the US or where you are but most places should have laws that don’t allow you to just be told to leave… it’s a whole process unless someone was just letting you live there for free

[augi 🏳️‍🌈 @augikabi]

hate this guy

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

They are gonna hang his vest in the rafters after that

[Carson @Carson68023940]

@Txproud73 Girl he ain’t even do that 😭

[august @regularaugust]

Guess who got kicked out of church because they kept saying “dude, like from Issac” during the sermon