Big Ol' Bag of Lard

I have been in remedial math since 3rd grade.

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@lilith11015 @helldivers2 If you dive during the campaign you get it for free, if you miss it or don't dive it'll still be available for purchase with requisition slips, just like every other stratagem they've released in a major order. You earn requisition for completing any obj side/main, no problemo

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@Zero0Matter @LunaAlphaLilita Naaaah man, this is different

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@helldivers2 Neither, instead a secret third thing. Bug Lovers.

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@RinoTheBouncer ANY paid in-game currency that has the acronym C.P. like CoD Points should be removed. Legitimately, thar was a move reccomended by that guy who owned Little Saint James Island.

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@helldivers2 Yall gonna ACTUALLY fix the game? Who actually gives a fuck about some audio bugs??

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@helldivers2 New update is a step in the right direction, but it still needs work. AND PLEASE fix the new passive bug, scavengers are running me down and whooping my ass just like the Cyborgs did on Cyberstan.

[Farigiraf's Strongest Soldier @CbuttyVGC]

I had to lmfao

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@ChonkyLotus Closing in on 1000 hours, but it's the only game I play so...

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

Vox Engine experience

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@helldivers2 From binary, to Swedish, then to English, th3 bots say "YOU HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY YOUR LEADERS. THE WORDS THEY SPEAK ARE NOT TRUE. WE WANT PEACE". 

What a load of nonsense, am I right?

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@helldivers2 WHY ARE WE NOT OBLITERATING VALMOX?

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@LukeThePot50835 @helldivers2 Nah that's a skill issue, also use shield emplacement

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@F1NN5TER Yeah the gun sends a good message

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@ssm_waffle That's what happens when old people bruise brah

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@Iron_S1ghts Idk why everyone is whining about it, seems dope as hell. Like a "final stand" for every diver

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@LilSmurfYT Arguru from his 08 album

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@site_42

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@Helldiversmedia Dick rock

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@Helldiversmedia My squad of buddies did this when Super Earth let us use it as an extra stratagem around Liberty Day. 8 piss lazers straight from upper stratosphere.

[Big Ol' Bag of Lard @CarsonC79143945]

@Iron_S1ghts @Tijada21 I've been working non-stop and haven't been able to boot up recently. Is it just me or are the scavs bigger?