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From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. — Dr. Seuss

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Between the never-ending fireworks show my neighbors put on and the smoke detector’s dying battery chirp at 3 AM, I’m tired, cranky, and running on about 17 minutes of sleep. Happy 4t…

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Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours! We’re kicking off the day with our favorite traditions: watching the parade, sipping mimosas, and tons of turkey. Here’s to balloons, bubbles, and big bellies!

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Whew, that was a close one! Thanks, Siri!

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After living in a house full of women, I've learned it’s possible to pee too loudly... #DadLife #FamilyHumor #HouseOfWomen

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Current view of our house after I told my wife and 3 daughters about the 5ft snake I spotted while mowing...
#SnakeSurprise #FamilyChaos #DadAdventures #DramaticDaughters

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This weekend’s landscaping project made one thing clear: my office job is basically a spa day. #GardenLife #OfficeLife

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Just nailed dinner with a slice of apple pie, ice cream, and Reese’s peanut butter cups. Childhood me is high-fiving adult me right now. #DessertDinnerGoals #AdultingLikeAPro

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Marriage in a nutshell: 1) ‘What’s for dinner?’ - Eternal mystery. 2) ‘You left the toilet seat up!’ - Classic. 3) ‘Have you seen the reels I sent?’ - Marital treason! #CoupleComedy

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After a long weekend at the pool, my neighbors look like a couple that’s been to the beach. My wife and I, a couple of medium rare steaks from @RuthsChris… #sunburnt

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I only hope to have half the confidence someday as the old, overweight, man at the pool in a Speedo. #beachlife

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Being a State fan is much like a Pepto Bismol commercial. Every game you’ll suffer from nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea… #HailState #MississippiState

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Today our cat pooped on our 13 year old’s bed. According to her, the only way to clean it up is burn down the house. #NationalBlackCatAppreciationDay #DramaticTeenager

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Today, for the first time, when I blew my nose it sounded like the embarrassing sounds of my grandfather blowing his into a hanky… Why, God, why? #ImGettingOld #StopAging #Old

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@ManglednTangled Agreed. It’s saddens me reading what people are posting instead of praying for him and his family. I’ve lost a child, it’s not a feeling or daily battle I wish upon anyone.

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Dear @JoeBiden,

In case you were not aware, my home and car loan recently started identifying as a college loan.

#studentloanforgiveness

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Sadly, I feel like America has reached the end of this quote:

“Tough times create strong men, strong men create easy times, easy times create weak men, and weak men create tough times…”

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Can we purge all the current politicians in Washington? Today should have been a day of unity for the families of those lost yesterday. Instead, more divisive B.S. on both sides…

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Can we change the never ending argument? There is technology out there that detects gun shots and triggers automations to lock down buildings, provide camera feeds, and contacts authorities when a shooting occurs. Why can’t these systems be funded by our government for schools?

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@moss818 Wait, haven’t they been playing the Beetles in Kroger for years? 😉

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Just called my insurance company to send roadside assistance because I ran out of gas. They totaled it… #gasprices