Carson Sargent

Penn Math '25 | Superbia est praecipua vitiorum

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

Don't skip calculus II, it's such an integral course!

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every time I email myself something, I sign off "yours you-ly"

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

less rotting and streaming, more plotting and scheming

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Bent spine from staring at Screens... scrolliosis

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Storm Lakers? Spirit Lakers? The Los Angeles Okobojis?

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Cedar Rapids native, Mark Walter, has purchased the Los Angeles Lakers for $10 billion

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aye bruh ham linkedin

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they're playing alanis morissette on the between-act speakers at the harrison gordon / ben quad / free throw show

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

couples costume idea: smokey bear and cocaine bear

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

student: hey im trying to take the limit of this rational function but I'm getting 0/0

me:

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

hopital

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"many hands make light work" uhh I'm pretty sure lightswitch make light work but whatever

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

love long walks on the beach! specifically the pier. the reaaaaally short pier

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

guys math is so stupid. like when am I ever *actually* going to leverage any of this to generate actionable insights for business leaders

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

Halloween costume ideas: just wear your normal clothes but insist you're actually dressed as George Santos

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

pinocchio's OTHER conscience, gemini cricket

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

used to be that oxen pulling a plow could head whichever direction they wanted. now, they both have to go the same direction the whole time. because of yoke

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

exciting new opportunity: study abroad on jupiter! (boys only)

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

Dentist: I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid I can't help you today...

Gift Horse: man not again

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

@d0llp4rtsz and my number theory professor is teaching us CRT!

[Carson Sargent @CarsonJSargent]

@josuedruizz I think when people insult wharton it just gives shitting on business

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@josuedruizz https://t.co/egJr3T4ne8