Cliché Canadian

Mostly made of hawkins cheesies and b-list movie quotes.

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Are the kind of people who sell things on Facebook for less than ten dollars not allowed to go outside or what's the appeal?

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Asbestos is the bestest

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Lotta dealerships out there claiming to be "the king of trucks" which may be regional, I admit. Do they lay siege to each other tho?

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*gets into the mars volta fifteen years late*

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Sometimes only The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravagana will do. #yippiekayyay

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Scene: weird but classy restaurant in a dystopian future world
Waiter: how would u like ur child?
Patron: medium well adjusted
*laugh track*

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*gets into the wonder years like ten years late*

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Max AC at 730 in the morning. Stoked to work outside today.

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"We are both just a fantasy, won't you please keep imagining me"

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Given how remarkably few followers I have on here it's kinda like typing thoughts to send out into the void

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But I extra don't care if that upsets you

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I suppose I lied about being gone a year

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They played it on their last western Canadian tour and it slayed. Way underrated track.

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Especially "Swim"

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Getting serious nostalgia rn

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I kinda forgot how killer a record "Clayman" by In Flames is.

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K I'm leaving for a year again

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Is this still a happenin' place to be or is it all tumblrtubestagram and such

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Living in Sask is getting outrageously dull. I have resorted to Twitter, that's how dull. #sewdull

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Are there any members of Anonymous who aren't 12