Carson.Radde

I'm just insane

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of our time.

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

Lsu buns, A&M runs

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

Harriet tubman, the original free runner

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What do you do when your best man is a Milwaukee guy 😬

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Work is da poop. Too hard, make me tired. Life sad.

But then, burger. Burger worth it.

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Canada is just America's hat

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24-hour banking. I don't have time for that

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I will literally be married before GTA 6 comes out

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

Who would win, a trillion lions or... the sun

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I gotta have a certain amount of clothes dirty, or I won't have enough space to put everything ..

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Baby just absolutely destroyed me in a game of peak a boo, got scared...

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

Simmer down your honor you weren't even there

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

What if you type up Alzheimer's and all the links are purple.

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@peytonwolfe10 Bro was camping

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McDonald's really just be putting my fries in upside down..

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

@peytonwolfe10 Stfu

[Carson.Radde @CarsonRadde]

Getting hit in the face will really ruin your whole day.

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@peytonwolfe10 Bro get on