Carson Sargent

6th grade Musical Chair champion

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@thehalocline beautiful album.

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*cue Wonderwall

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@joshdawson42 #jakepauler #pamsters #paulgang #downwithlogang

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@cicinoelmotes No better time to start than half way through the year

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I’m getting plastic surgery.

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@joshdawson42 My soul

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@jaro_nutt @IraWeeks13 That is content.

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Is a black shirt with navy pants or navy shirt with black pants worse?

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@jaro_nutt @thehalocline Amen^1000

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College prepares you for a lot, but where can I get lessons on how to respond appropriately to an unfunny video “I just have to see” on person’s phone?

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@CarsonSargent That’s cool, Carson! Sounds like you have great taste! :)

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Rushing the Girl Scouts next semester

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You are what you eat. I am a Bacon Egg and cheese McGriddle.

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I workout in Sperrys

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Hey guys I’m doing a quick survey for a final project and I would appreciate it if you could send me your responses.

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Leave the house for 20 minutes with my door unlocked and my roommates screwed with my Jason Mraz CDs. #lookingfornewfriends

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Someone planted grass seeds in the Upsilon Houses front yard to spell “YE Sucks.” That is awesome whoever did that haha

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@jaro_nutt Dude. You are cooler than the other side of the pillow.

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@Broome_37 Sea Salt and Vinager is pretty good. BBQ is pretty good. Really like the Cheddar Cheese and Sour Cream.

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@Broome_37 I almost forgot. Thanks man!