Carson Schwalm

[Carson Schwalm @CarsonSchwalm]

I wish I could review PRs with a red sharpie

[Carson Schwalm @CarsonSchwalm]

@stevehansell Yesterday: I can't remember what I did yesterday.
Today: Pick up where I left off yesterday.

[Carson Schwalm @CarsonSchwalm]

@street_luke Currently dealing with a 60% success rate on my '17's cmd, shift, and space keys :( Enjoy it while it lasts!

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

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[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Me: project's almost finished, you could launch it next week
Also me: or you could re-write it and delay its inevitable failure