Carson Sevigny

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

“I could do a dunk shot too if I was 7’4” - a guy in Tennessee right now probably

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

This drink tastes like I should explain the bitcoin halving to a blonde

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Easy decision, let’s put a stadium hole at every tournament every week. #growthegame

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

If we played them 10 times they might beat us 9, but not tonight

[Jake Froysland @JakeFroysland]

1 down 81 to go #lgrw

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Why do double bogies even exist?

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

My money just jiggled what do I do now?

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Bad news for the golf course, I woke up this morning. Saddle up.

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Captain Insano shows no mercy

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Death, taxes, Dodgers run line

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Every cheer team ever has won nationals

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

A tradition unlike any other

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

I have the golf itch SO bad! #golf

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Painted the outside corner @Starting9

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

@benshapiro I’m telling my kids this was Michael Phelps

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

VRBO had a bidet this week, safe to say I’m a changed man

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Tread lightly on the socials today fellas it’s ugly out there and it not even lunch time yet

[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

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[Carson Sevigny @CarsonSevigny]

Mike Vick is being payed to speak on television, anything is possible.