Carson Teague

Husband, Clinical Neuropsychologist, & Dog Dad

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

I would offer that Alex Pretti putting his body—with his hands up—between a woman and the BP agent who had just violently shoved her into the snow, offer stark competing visions of manhood. Pretti, a nurse caring for veterans, who took a face full of pepper spray to shield that woman, is a much better masculine ideal that the masked coward shoving the woman and executing a man on his knees. MAGA may venerate the latter, but most people in a healthy society want the former.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

another year as a male instacart shopper on the day before thanksgiving. I’m substituting celery for leeks on your order. I’m telling you they’re out of canned cranberry sauce. I have never heard of lettuce.

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Tatiana Schlossberg, dying of a rare blood cancer at 34, on watching her cousin, @RobertKennedyJr, do his best to kill her:

[Carson Teague @CarsonTeague]

@NimeshAIGrowth @sun_girlxo His short book Chronicle of a Death Foretold is one of my all time favorite novellas. Easily could be read in one sitting!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let’s be clear. As we celebrate July 4th this year, it is not patriotic to throw 16 million Americans off the health care they have. No member of the House who votes today for this disastrous bill should be re-elected.

[no @zedonarrival]

christening him with a yugioh divine beast card name and i’m supposed to quake

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Well, it wasn’t easy, but Trump did it.

He ended the several hundred year friendship between the US and Canada — our neighbor and closest ally.

Isolationism is a dumb idea, but going out of your way to get countries around the world to actually hate us is even stupider.

[Santharuby ⚡️ @santharuby]

I know we live in a world where anyyything can mean anything AND NO BODY EVEN CARES ABOUT ETYMOLO—

[The View @TheView]

.@LaverneCox: “Trans people are not the reason you can’t afford eggs. We’re not the reason that you can’t afford health care. We’re not the reason that you can’t buy a house or your rent is too high. I think they’re focused on the wrong 1%.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Lauren Boebert calling for the abolishment of the Department of Education is like chlamydia speaking out about the dangers of antibiotics

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Sure was nice not having the stupidest fucking person on the planet be president for a few years

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching all of them squirm in their seats is very satisfying. this was extremely badass and immaculately delivered

[Carson Teague @CarsonTeague]

Showdown of the terrible companies. @AirCanada finally sends (1, not 2) flight disruption check (yay!) over three months after a cancelled flight. Go to deposit via @BankofAmerica app. “Can’t detect signature” and so now I have to wait until I can get to a bank after the holidays

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Kamala, I voted baby, tell those people to stop texting me.

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

the aliens after their transgender operations

[Carson Teague @CarsonTeague]

QUIT TURNING HIS MIC BACK ON JUST BECAUSE HE IS SHOUTING #Debate2024

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived fears that US democracy is dead. Kamala Harris is wiping the floor with Trump in tonight’s debate.

#Debate2024

[Mushtaq Bilal, PhD @MushtaqBilalPhD]

Academic publisher Elsevier's profit margin compared to Apple, Google, and Microsoft

Apple: 28%
Google: 25%
Microsoft: 34%

Elsevier: 37% with a revenue of $3.9 billion.

Elsevier's payment to academic authors and reviewers: $0