Carson Turell

TV Writer-Producer
and specific dream rabbit.

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@Avabelly__ I'm sorry, but you are being ridiculous. You find it offensive because you know you have failed to teach your children how to behave in restaurants. Your kids probably run around and are loud.

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@FloraLuzz_ You have a poor understanding of the deal. The Obama deal was so much better. This deal gave Iran everything they wanted, including the ability to keep making the enriched uranium and missiles. This is a garbage deal for everyone except the Iranians.

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@Lina_rays1ya Absolutely!

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@harrypotte3wte No. Not at all.

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@WorkElizab It’s just chalk. It’s not a big deal. Grow the fuck up.

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@elonmusk Stop pushing your bullshit. ID is not banned for voting. To register to vote you have to verify who you are. Once you’ve done that, you don’t need to keep doing it.

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@PecanC8 Burning the flag is part of free speech. You may want your rights infringed upon, for the rest of us don’t.

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@SarahWorkx Muslims have been in America since before it was the United States of America. Islam works quite well in a democracy.

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@realgerhardtvdm Because he stands to profit from it. it’s the only reason he does anything.

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@MahikRani50377 Trying to destroy democracy.

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@RichardAngwin Unbelievably tacky. He has absolutely no taste.

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@0TulsiGabbard2 STILL trust? Never trusted. 0%

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@Milajoy I get that you're not very bright, so I will say this plainly. You’ve been lied to by people you trust, but who think that you’re an idiot because you believe this kind of ridiculousness. Merritt Garland ordered the raid because it was his job to investigate. Not Obama.The end.

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@Avabelly__ Emma, his insurance should cover the immediate costs including car rental, if he has that coverage. Then his insurance will sue your insurance to pay them back.

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@SenatorBanks What the fuck are you talking about? No child is encouraged to mutilate their body. The earlier kids are comfortable at talking about their sexuality and understanding the mechanics the least likely they are to get pregnant. preaching abstinence doesn’t work. Stop spreading lies.

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@Avabelly__ No, it’s not enough. If you can afford to spend $500 on dinner, then you can afford to tip properly. You should’ve tipped no less than $100, which is 20%. You’re a grown-up, you should know better.

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@cutiieepie6 That’s fine. They can go. They may have a hard time finding another country that they do not already have citizenship in that’s willing to let them live there, but that’s not my problem.

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@knowsudhir The girl.

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@TulsiGabbardRVQ Stayed awake. Ran a country. Had productive relationships with our allies, paid attention to what was best for our country, public speaking (even with his stutter)…

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@TulsiGabbardRVQ No.