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Ike

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@Shelbie_Morgan Reading this while laying on the floor of my 20 mo room while she sings at full volume an hour past bed time

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@wilyrob_ Brain rot that provides me 15 minutes of peace

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@wilyrob_ Why did you tweet this at 5am

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Y’all remember Kellie Pickler?

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Morally speaking; I just can’t support the @pepsi halftime show. Too much corruption of the youths. I just can’t get behind a halftime show that tells America’s future that @pepsi is worth drinking. That’s too far. It’s time we take a stand. #cokeiswoke

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@Shelbie_Morgan I would love to teach American Exceptionalism but I’m not a liar

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Y’all ever just really crave an apple?

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@wilyrob_ Good bc they asked all day when Wisin was coming back.

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@wilyrob_ an* you boneless idiot

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@wilyrob_ SPD HAS to be top 3

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@wilyrob_ @jacobetrevino1 It just keeps getting worse

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@wilyrob_ @jacobetrevino1 Listen........... I still am

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@CainTheatre Hey Siri how do I dislike a tweet

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@KimbrelyJenks So true. I want to see her at the bachelorette so bad.

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Please everyone....watch this and tell me theatre isn’t a sport. The talent, the grace, the skill.... is unmatched. He was always the better sibling. This we know is true.

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@CainTheatre #beeswag
Still don’t know the proper salt to water ratio🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

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@doublegage27 @CainTheatre This is the absolute best thing that I have ever seen.

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