So, in reviewing my bank account over the past 90 days, it would appear that I have been attempting to assuage my overwhelming stress by buying things....and then immediately forgetting that I did so.
In the last year, 93.8% of the traffic to my TikTok has been through search queries. TikTok, bless their hearts, gave me a list of the top search queries.
This is objectively the funniest information/feedback/analysis I have ever received regarding my music. I'm heehawing.
if you’re taking “hey maybe dont speculate every close friendship between cast members as if they’re secretly dating” as anti-rpf i think you need to log-out for at least 15 minutes
I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
Oh, so I can use "bro" and "dude" as gender neutral terms and nobody bats an eye; but when I try to use "girl" or "ladies" as gender neutral terms suddenly every single man addressed feels the urge to remind me of their gender as if they think I had somehow forgotten??
@MonicaLewinsky "He didn't do it for you" yeah guys, she gets that. But imagine the headspace she was in, then. I think the devil himself could have worked to prove there was a smear campaign against her and she'd have just been happy to have someone publicly on her side. Think critically, pls.
The way this immediately activated flashbacks and unending rage in me.
People I knew irl literally unfollowed me on Tumblr during my OUAT phase, man....that show ruined me.
#SwanQueen
Melissa Etheridge released her debut self titled album in May 1988. This album would earn her her first Grammy nomination with "Bring Me Some Water" and go on to sell over millions of copies worldwide 🎶
What is your favorite song from the album?
#TeamME
Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.
We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.
And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.