Glenn Catt

viva la Pluto

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

"It's like elevator music meets marijuana"- @tysoreny

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DAL 51 - 26 PHI
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1072nd unique final score in NFL history.

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

@DrakeBell NFT purchasers = pedos confirmed

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

@iamjakehill Nova 🥰

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

@play_warpath I want to play your game, but every commercial I see of people spouting off incorrect historical facts keeps me grounded.

[Asa @asabfb]

Grower gang put your hands up

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

@ally__catt_ Mine is passive aggressiveness and leaving kitchen utensils I. My car for a week

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

At first I was mad at the @jimmyjohns driver for tailgating me when I was going 5 over. But then I remembered their slogan is “I’m fast as fuck boi” or something along those lines.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

⚠️ Trigger warning ⚠️
This is what happens when you don’t tap the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

@morrisonhales You can’t see Kentucky in Alliance Nebraska.

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

Be me in ATL airport: “Wow I should try a loca restaurant”
Be me literally 5 minutes later: “Yes ma’am, a double quarter pounder with cheese”

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

@ally__catt_ Arizona

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest parents love to drive their kids 14 hours on vacation instead of fly just to walk faster than them everywhere and make fun of them for sleeping in

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

The best way to describe the last two months is ‘fuzzy turquoise’

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

MIA 26 - 25 LV

Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1064th unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DET 25 - 46 TEN

Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1062nd unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

Score Update:

BAL 47 - 42 CLE

Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1061st unique final score in NFL history.

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

If I had a girlfriend I would or her drink some of my coke even though I would rather drink it all myself.

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

#fixpix you make our eyes not red, that’s it fam squad

[Glenn Catt @CartCatt]

Hey @joshturnermusic how come I can listen to the long black train album for 7 hours straight in the car and still enjoy it?

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

JAC 29 - 39 LAC

Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1059th unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

BUF 16 - 42 TEN

Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1058th unique final score in NFL history.