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[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[¿ @umlarp]

june’s over? julying

[brandon* @brndxix]

you just created one million folarin baloguns

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith

[chad @chasedbywasps]

Foster the people? Imagine dragons? yeah, buddy, any other chores I can help you out with? oh brother

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Ronaldo FC don’t even try to argue if he’s better than Messi anymore they just look at you like this

[xakundo @xakundo]

"THIS IS FOR CHARLIE KIRK"

El insólito festejo de Folarin Balogun. 😳🇺🇸

[weed @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

He forgets his wallet by the Knicks bench and Jalen Brunson slips on it

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Sue from Accounts just pulled France in the work World Cup Sweepstake

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

i understand why it’s been disallowed but let’s be honest, arsenal have been doing that shit from set pieces all season, there needs to be consistency in the laws around set pieces and man handling in the box cos right now there is NONE

[zarberian @zarberiannnn]

yo but if there's a whopper jr that means... whopper...

my man 🤝😂