I'm Not Carter Deems

Kid Ink blocked me.

[Red Bull Gaming @redbullgaming]

Melee.

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@RamieIsTweeting @AdamComedian @MMARoasted @dtosonlocation @WhiskeyBarMKE I'm not Carter Deems dude, tag @RealCarterDeems in all of these tweets instead.

[Neil Breen @NeilBreen]

No

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@Habbo Hey, I think you should follow me.

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Chester Bennington's wounds will not heal.

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Hey @JodyHighroller, why aren't you following @Poppy? 🤔

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Hey @Dracula, I'll buy your account for one dollar for every one of your followers.

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There's no justifying a Spotify Turkey.

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When someone tries to take your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Turtles in Time laserdisc. https://t.co/txWdWr145m

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I never thought I'd lose my pink jellybean.

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Call me Donny Mr. Osmond.

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Titanic is such a wet movie. Vodka is made from potatoes.

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@Insurance_Fraud The laws of physics don't apply to insurance fraud.

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My last tweet is insured for 1 million dollars. @StateFarm

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That last tweet is probably going to come back to bite me.

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I'm going to commit insurance fraud.

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You won't like me when you try to take my power supply.

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What's a boy supposed to do if he needs a processor at midnight?

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Hey @AlexaBliss_WWE, did you realize that you look like Penny from Rescue Rangers?

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I rued the day Ricky Steamboat remembered his finisher.