Carter Grimes

[Frontierism @frontierism]

8 figure salary. Wife just gave birth to their second son. Spends every day playing golf. Give me the hairline I’ll make that trade.

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

well fuck her too

[Robert Smith @Robert26Smith]

If you’re a Vikings fan, you can’t possibly root against this guy- a lifelong Vikings fan that cried when Brett threw the interception in the playoffs???!!!!

HE KNOWS YOUR ( OUR ) pain!!!!

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Vikings signing QB Kyler Murray to a one-year contract. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)

[Jack Moran @JackMoranDesign]

This is how Julius Randle plays basketball

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

CNN turned up in LA hoping Iranians would be mad at Trump.

But were forced to report joyous scenes and support for Trump 🇺🇸 🇮🇷

[Prince & Princess of Wales Fan @HRHCatherine]

Charlie Kirk dies for speaking.

Lefties: “good! He deserved it!

Ayatollah dies for taking over 10 million lives since 1979.

Lefties: “You can’t just kill people you don’t like!”

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

TRUMP: “Surely we can all agree no state can be allowed to rip children from their parents arms and transition them to a new gender against the parents will.”

*Democrats stay seated*

TRUMP: “Look, nobody stands up. These people are crazy. I'm telling you, they're crazy!”

[Nick Saban @sabanfaux]

I love to see Americans happy to be American!!

This is what it’s all about!!

Congrats to men’s hockey team on a 🥇!!

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Oh now there’s only two genders

[LilHumansBigImpact @BigImpactHumans]

The Mexican cartel is literally blowing shit up and people wonder why we want secure borders

[Kenny Kim @KendoVT]

Winter Olympians:

-I’ve ruptured my ACL but I’m still going to ski 80mph down a hill of ice

-I’ve broken my arm but I’m still going to jump 30 ft into the air on my snowboard while twisting and flipping at the same time

NBA Players:

-I played yesterday. Gonna take today off

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Drake Maye in the biggest game of his life

[Praying Medic @prayingmedic]

He tried to warn you.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Billie Eilish calls America "stolen land"

Ok, Billie. Your $14,000,000 mansion in LA is built where the Tongva tribes once lived. Any plans on returning it?

[Carl Higbie @CarlHigbie]

So you want Trump to take over dem run Philly? You guys freaked out when he did that in DC. Make up your mind.

[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

Notre Dame finally punished for their schedule