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[Pinto | VGEN OPEN @martinscorses3]

BREAKING NEWS:

Scorsese is a Derry Girls fan!!!!!

[Max - The People's Champion 🦈 @GongWe]

My driving instructor teaching me what the left peddle is:

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Happy Friday, freaks. @ProperWhiskey

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

The old couple on our street who put their bin out first are on holiday. There’s blue bins out, there’s green bins out. Someone two doors down has gone brown. It’s fucking carnage.

[C @CarterKennedy10]

What about nucker slut dropping in a pair of 6inch heels the night infront of 350 people at bingo, I'll never sleep again

[Alex Janin @AlexLJanin]

Woody Harrelson helped us move out of our apartment today. Love you, NYC.

[Ollie @RealOllieBall]

It’s Ollie ball here

[Sherman klump @KechSantino]

When you get reincarnated and it’s not to a wealthy family

[a @burtmackliinFBI]

me when I’m on a call with someone

[R @ReeceCrotonn]

So my shitebag cousins made an insta account for my granny which i thought was them taking the piss, turns out it was my granny all along and my aunty has just text me this 😂

[C @CarterKennedy10]

@1followernodad @zoeeporter hahahahaha

[C @CarterKennedy10]

@mcdaidbeers Hahahahahahhahaha

[Sean Moran @moranseang6]

When you're at the barbers and the new fella working asks are you getting a cut

[C @CarterKennedy10]

Nearly 3 months since the last time i said whats wrong wey ye in my normal voice, WHATEY DOIN?

[Ciara King @iamCiaraKing]

Curfew in Barcelona last night. The juxtaposition of the man on the piano playing “Eternal Flame” by The Bangles and the scene unfolding behind them is quite something.

[Joe Gilmore @Gilology]

Me rocking up to the chippy at half 10

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

These are the Democrats “peaceful protests”. Sick!