Carter Mattig

Backgammon player, sound engineer, sarcastic punkass

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Why has #americanairlines turned into such a third rate airline? Why do they not refund issues they have with their planes that they know are malfunctioning? So many questions...it's crazy because AA had amazing workers, but screwing over lifetime platinum members boggles

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@KhalidAlbabtain @cruelworldfest @Squeezeofficial It's only during Iggy...and just saw him in Chicago so...

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@EM_RESUS Less bullets please

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@ThomasCurtisH I don't usually get on here to torch someone, but you may have posted the worst "greatest Peter Gabriel" songs list ever compiled.

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@AITA_online Yep. You are

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#joetea why get rid of the glass bottles?!? I understand it's cheaper but in the long run I think you're going to lose customers

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Is God casting the ultimate Mob movie?

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It's about to be on like Donkey Kong! #RoeVWade

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@LongJ0hnSilver @AreYouGarbage @KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyOnIce Are you a 14 year old cheerleader who won the lottery?

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What's more ridiculous: 80s movies where persistent nerd steals hot girl from hot guy or 2020s movies where persistent quirky girl steals hot guy from hot girl? Discuss.

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This world would be a better place if everyone acted the way people in a locker room act when you realize you have the locker next to them.

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Holy shit did that happen with Will Smith punching Chris Rock?

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The US Backgammon team for the world team event in Venice Italy!

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@UKBGF And Peter and Aref are friends...

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@UKBGF And Tim of course!

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@UKBGF C'mon Cat!

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@charliekirk11 You mean like the reason for impeachment #1 in holding back aid to Ukraine would have sent a message?

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@pattonoswalt Who doesn't like a nice chilled tomato soup in the slammer?

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Is Cosby why we can't have quaaludes anymore? And yeah guilty as hell...#WeNeedToTalkAboutCosby

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What the word for when it snows so heavy that when your dog shits outside it's like he is laying the poop out on a platter? It's German, right? I feel it would be a German word...