Carter

Profession: English and Art History teacher at Spring Woods High School

Projection: Future Art History PhD!

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Hey art history, if you're planning on coming to the MFAH today, tell me asap. I need to get a head count

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aaaaand I'm done.

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EXCUSE ME WHAT IS THE NATURE OF THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE BEE AND THE WOMAN

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ha, reference to The Graduate. nice little 1960s cinema history joke for the kids

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oh I get it, it's a psychological thriller because we don't know if it's all in her head

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the bee and the human are bonding

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this woman is being kinder to the bee than Kronk

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so far I don't get it. why are we obsessed?

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do the writers remember high school biology? are we going to just gloss over the pollination scene?

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idk maybe this bee is right and I should become a fighter pilot/poacher before settling into teaching for the rest of my life

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OH MY GOD BEES ARE JUST CONSTANTLY DYING AT THE JOB OFFICE THIS IS THE DARKEST MOVIE

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there are only four haircuts allowed in the hive #northkoreavibes

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Bee New World hahahaha good one Carter

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is this an adaptation of Brave New World?

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"the same job for the rest of your life? "what's the difference?" WHAT ARE WE TEACHING THE CHILDREN

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this satire of the crushing, soulless pointlessness of industrialization is super depressing and I thought this was a kids movie

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wait are these graduation time jokes because bees have a short lifespan and they will all be dead soon, or...?

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IT'S SEINFELD AHAHAHAHAHA

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I know this voice

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hi! I've never seen Bee Movie. I promised my sixth period I would watch it tonight and tweet my thoughts. I think I should preempt w/ a sry