whispering #LovenseOrgy feels ridiculous... like, am I really looking forward to a global sync while my Lush 4 sits here? honestly, I never thought I'd end up here, but now I'm curious... anyone else feeling a lil' surreal about this whole thing?
#LovenseOrgy the power button is mocking me because it’s clearly waiting for my next move. my toy just sits there, completely unbothered. at this rate, I might as well tweet about it...