Carter Evans

Gluten and lactose tolerant

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

Pabst got their blue ribbon in the year 1893 and we’re still celebrating in 2019

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

Check it out! Enter to win 4 tickets to see the Savannah Bananas! @NorfolkTides https://t.co/OQuYkd2FCr

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Hey @WaffleHouse … I want to do a “Fantasy Football punishment RedZone”. 24 hours - bouncing around the country to last place dudes trying to eat their way out / pay their penance.
Hit me up.
I have it all planned out in my head.

[Mathi @matubolso24]

Usher #HalftimeShow #SuperBowl2024

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

All I could think about was @joshy_squashy20 😂😂

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

I’ve been saying this since he got drafted. He isn’t the guy everyone thinks he is, but everyone drafts him high in fantasy and leaves the better guys on the board for me to take anyway 🤷‍♂️

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

#Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb isn’t a WR1, according to former All-Pro CB Richard Sherman. He adds that Lamb is overrated if he's looked at that way.

Sherman believes that Dallas is missing Amari Cooper.

Sherman says Lamb is more of a wide receiver #2 type like a Jaylen Waddle, Tee Higgins, Chris Godwin, Brandon Aiyul and Tyler Lockett.

He doesn't put him in the same level as Stefon Diggs, Tyreek Hill, Terry McLaurin, A.J. Brown, Deebo Samuel, Davante Adams and Justin Jefferson.

(via @Undisputed)

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

Btw Sam is fine. Just fine. He’s a decent enough placeholder but the people saying he’s the future or the franchise qb aren’t watching Washington football. Has he improved? Yes. Enough to be our guy? Hell no.

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

Losing to the worst team in football is not the “winning culture” Josh and Magic are trying to build. I’m curious to know what their next moves are to get this team to look like they know how to play football

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

Don’t even trade the secondary, just throw the whole damn group out. They had an awful showing tonight and they’re going to cost Ron his job

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

This game is disgusting. Trade everyone and start over.

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

Zach Wilson thinking Taylor might leave with him tonight with the way he ballin out rn

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

I feel like Travis has all of the sudden gotten more national TV commercials…I wonder why that could be? 👀😂

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

Toney gonna be on the streets tomorrow

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

At what point will the “experts” realize the cowboys are not a top 10 team? They’re “contenders” every year yet they haven’t won a divisional round game in 25 years. They’ll win maybe 9 or 10 games, lose the wild card (if they even make the wild card), and trade Dak/fire McCarthy

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

@joshy_squashy20 Could be nice to have an OPOY award for anyone except a QB. The MVP is damn near 99% always a QB anyway

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

9 Sundays from right now, my friends.

#NFLRedZone

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

@heyitsmerob @johnrector_gp @mattpearston does this 🙃

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

@ShannonSharpe was the only reason I watched Undisputed. He is hands down my favorite sports personality and my favorite NFL player ever. Sad to see him go, but I’m excited to see what’s next for him and @ClubShayShay

[Ave @SeaBreezeCity]

Jayson Tatum 2022 finals: 22/7/7 48%TS
Jimmy "Himmy" Butler 2023 finals: 21/4/7 50%TS

"Biggest finals choke ever" VS "One of the greatest playoff runs of all time"

[Carter Evans @Carter_Evans13]

@heyitsmerob I’ve been telling Sarah the same thing. When we are preparing to announce a pregnancy, I will shave my beard leaving only a mustache, throw on my tackiest Hawaiian and some cargo shorts, and lace up the air monarchs