Carter Helton

Significantly Underdressed

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@KySportsRadio I think you have to be offered it

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@StevenCheah I’m probably one of the very few Kentucky & TB Bucs fans. I don’t blame him for leaving UK either time, and I don’t blame him for taking a head coaching job. Credit to me for being the bigger person

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@Olly_Tennis_ Ball hitting the net should be out.

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@KySportsRadio Can we get a periscope

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@combstaylor_ @KeithBuckhout I don’t even think it should’ve been a penalty. He was already into his dive before Leary started sliding

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@combstaylor_ Feeling spicy today

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@KeithBuckhout I honestly would’ve been disappointed if Andrew Luck had a tailored suit

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@Brad_McClung @LouatTheState There are at least 3 teams on UT’s schedule every year they care more about than South Carolina

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I didn’t see Kentucky beat Florida in football until I was 24 years old. Now, Kentucky is 3-0 against Florida in Max’s lifetime. What a wonderful world.

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@TheMoneyTrain25 😂😂 I dislike it mostly because I think you’re right

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@KeithBuckhout Worst time of the year

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@ICuRaRook

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@combstaylor_ I remember one time I texted you and asked, “What is the song that goes ‘do-do-do’” and you immediately knew what I was referring to.

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@kbrock729 What dog is that??

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@PatrickKMiller_ I’m partial to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, but that’s just me.

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@combstaylor_ @PatrickKMiller_ Always Lewis

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@combstaylor_ As the famous Canadian theologian group Relient K said, “The enemy is much ignored when we fight this Christian civil war.”

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@KySportsRadio You’re saying he got vetoed?

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The older I get, the more embarrassing it is to go into an ice cream shop and order vanilla with rainbow sprinkles.