Carter Henderson

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro just fumbled a bad bitch

[Vec @YungVec]

@liutauras “AND I WOULD HAVE GOT AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN’T FOR THE MEDDLING CHAT”

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Joe Biden just fell asleep in the middle of his meeting with victims of the Maui fires

[mod @wsbmod]

we're all about to owe this dude a huge apology

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I spent $44 billion for this app and now Lizard boy just decided to hit copy and paste.

It’s personal now.

See you in the cage, Zuck.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

This man Patrick mahomes was so wasted bro gave the fan the Super Bowl trophy 😭💀

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

NYC just built different lmao

[L @scorpiomullet]

damn bday boy drunk already

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I was banned on every single app known to man.

Including Uber.

Which means the only way I can possibly get around is to fly my Bugatti from place to place on a Jet.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I have hundreds of millions of dollars and its Saturday night and I want to stay home and talk to my brother.

No girls, no clubs, all haram.

Will play chess online then go to sleep.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Trash me all day, but it’ll cost $8

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

bro triggered the apocalypse 😭

[Drebae @Drebae_]

LMAOOOOO Garfield was in there mixing they shittt

[Spill Sesh @spillseshYT]

I cannot believe this is real 😭😭

[M. Night Famalam @Rory_Breaker_]

Y’all this got me crying real tears 😂😂😂😂 my chest hurts

[toxic king @toxicking]

she’s a 10 but she drink like my uncle