Simon

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Proud to be English 🇬🇧 I love Great Britain. Sports enthusiast, Aston Villa supporter & Dog lover!

[Simon @CarthySM]

@real_accoun12 A

[Simon @CarthySM]

@GoodLifePlusUK Bombarded with emails now WhatsApp...its all a scam don't be fooled....FYI no phone call 😂

[Simon @CarthySM]

@FootballFunnys @shyam52982849 It dont take long!!

[Simon @CarthySM]

@realDonaldTrump Kamikaze Dolphins....sure it aint the Seals! 😂 They'll swallow any old shite excuse!

[Simon @CarthySM]

After my Ex Mrs died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of prison, I can honestly say it was worth it!

[YorkyC @yorkyc22]

Yes

[Simon @CarthySM]

A dyslexic terrorist has stormed London Zoo and is making demands.
So far he has taken 6 Ostriches.

[Simon @CarthySM]

@Trump_Jr_Q The man is an absolute Tool

[The Truth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 @KevinTheRanter]

🚨🚨THIS IS A BELTER SHARE IT FAR AND WIDE LMAO

@TheNorfolkLion @TheGriftReport @BROKENBRITAIN0 @blobbers01 @TRobinsonNewEra @daveatherton
@CarrieZimbo
@SeanBaker
@MartinGauci
@HoodedClaw1974
@PappeP
@RightWing_Brit
@steviedonsfc
@ScotsVeteran67
@MatildaMinter
@SaarNil72 @CraigHouston_
@liamtuffs1

[Simon @CarthySM]

@elonmuskmel7 Hope

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https://t.co/8udKvQ8dtY

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@TheFigen_ Leaving Las Vegas

[Simon @CarthySM]

@Vistaprint So you can ignore it again!

[Simon @CarthySM]

I phoned my Scottish boss this morning and said: "Sorry boss, I won't be able to come in today, I've got a bit of a cough".
He said: "You have a wee cough laddie?"
I said: "Ok cheers boss - see you next week!"

[Eva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar]

I'm in London. There are 3 MILLION people on the streets. It's mindblowing. This is a revolution.

[Simon @CarthySM]

https://t.co/Pt7d2i3r32

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@MAGAVoice Trump is a mug, he is a weak president and Putins puppet.
Sooner the world wakes up and realises that this self gratification that he projects is only swallowed up by mugs like him 😂

[Simon @CarthySM]

😂😂

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WAS SENT HOME FROM SCHOOL ON 'DIVERSITY' DAY BECAUSE SHE CHOSE TO CELEBRATE BRITISH CULTURE

The teacher claims she was not dressed appropriately and the point of the day was to celebrate other cultures

Her Father Stuart Field is furious

More Below⬇️

[Simon @CarthySM]

20 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me....All 3 said no!