Kenny Mccarthy

Life is a constant, uneering spiral down which my sanity tumbles, face first and covered in custard.

[Kenny Mccarthy @Carthy_25]

@CBMovieFan I was so annoyed that the 8th of December is a Tuesday this year

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@ScottGShore @0Calamity Think "mate" was a stand in for "insufferable, ignorant cunt" so don't worry yourself

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@DanFriedman81 No wonder almost a quarter of americans can't read! Too busy being dazzled by the sheer american brilliance of..taco bell.

[Kenny Mccarthy @Carthy_25]

@p195ta @I_amMukhtar Striking the face with an open hand
You are arguing the semantics of hit vs push, but all "hit" are a push, because they are not pulls.
Irrelevant anyway as the definition is battery, regardless of whether you think it was a push or a slap.

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@gleee128 @bhrenton The rest of the planet, not just football culture.

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@PuckFupett69 At least there's something you guys really are the greatest in the world at:
Being ridiculously fucking stupid

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@emmycarden_ No even getting elons spare change to look this fucking stupid

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@DeanPagliaro @WZG1889 Ahahahaha fuck off you daft yank tit

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@nikicaga Yes
But that's a yank, can't expect them to read

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@DiaryofaSickGrl @SkyCatch_Her Yeah, you not understanding things does appear to be the theme

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@mbs59er Aw
Well least you still have some of the lowest literacy rates in the west and a child rapist as your pres! Something to cheer you up when you start thinking about how irrelevant all your sporting achievements are x

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@Sanyorchv God just have a cry wank and avoid the embaressment, fucking freak

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@irishpoolfan @Sarahjdublin Woah bud, whats this all aboot?

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@DarksMusics @TacticalTeaCup @YorchTorchGames Aw :(
Drowning, maybe? That way at least no one will see the tears

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@BobbyDukeArts The british equivalent of Fraiser

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@alfie_t8 Just talking straight shite anyways, who the fuck doesnt celebrate graduation?
We jad prom at gcse, ball at a level, getting twatted at uni I dont undertand?

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@YoungBobRB They were criminals
So you are saying you will purposefully obscure the identities of criminals you record commit crime? What if the police approach you and tell you to provide unedited raw footage? Will you?
Seems like that might be a legal issue.

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@dazednational @TRobinsonNewEra @AyAudits_c4n @BBCNews Any chance the pub could be detached from the foundations and floated into the sea?
Not to escape, I just think it would be funny.

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@I_amMukhtar Looking like white Dwanye Dibly

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