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❝ What do you mean, am I 'kewl'? I think I'm cool! ❞ #ร૮૨เɓεσƒƭɦεα [ #SouthPark #RP ] [ Single ] [ Bi ] [ Possible NSFW ] [ Cartman's Sister ]

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❝ I'm not like him! Honest! ❞
🌸 Literate
🌸 Descriptive
🌸 Flipped Account
🌸 Cartman's (Non Canon) Sister
🌸 SmutRP is for the DMs Only.
🌸 Cartman's Polar Opposite
🌸 Ships with Chemistry
🌸 Retweets Appreciated

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❛ You like your farting brothers and I like my show. Now shut up or go do something else ❜

And just for safe keeping, Ella put the remote down her shirt. Safe and sound

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@fuckpxtrixrcy ❛ Y- Yeah... That's me... I'm... I'm Isabella Cartman... Just call me E- Ella, please ❜

Wow. She's like Cartman's polar opposite

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❛ Whatever, tubby. ❜

Ella turned the input to HDMI-1, and turned on MTV's Faking It. Her favorite show.

❛ Aah... That's the good shit ❜

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❛ "Bhut meeeehhhem"! ❜

Ella's just done a solid impression of Eric. Not bad, kid... Not bad at all

❛ But seriously, you're frickin disgusting. ❜

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❛ Why the Hell would the cat have a TV remote!? C'mon, Eric! I wanna clear my PVR! Just let me watch my shows and I'll give it back! ❜

Ella huffs. If Eric doesn't get the remote, Ella's hiding the Xbox Controllers again

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❛ ERIC!! Have you seen the TV remote?! Mom said it was my turn! ❜

Ella's sat in front of the TV. But since the Xbox One is currently hooked up, she can't get into the her PVR recordings

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❛ Happy Late Mother's Day! ❜

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@AmazingButhole ❛ I mean, you're pretty cute... Why don't we talk a little bit? ❜

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❛ My Girl's list!

Ugliest: Nobody!
Prettiest: Totally Bebe
Smartest: Wendy (even though she's mean to me)
Meanest: Heidi's kinda mean..
Girl I wanna be like: Millie!
Cutest: Powder
Best Couple: Karen & Tricia! They're so perfect for each other!

Don't be mad at me for this.. ❜

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@AmazingButhole ❛ I dunno. We never talk... ❜

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❛ Negative Boys List. Please don't kill me

Dumbest: Clyde 😒
Creepiest: Kenny, that pervert
Loudest: Tweek 😣
Most Rasict, Annoying, Retarded, Homophobic and Rudest: Eric.

I'm obviously inclined to hate my brother, honestly. It's just sibling rivalries ❜

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❛ Boys list! Positive Version, that is.

Nicest Hair: Brighton
Best Hat: Stan
Best Sports Player: Token
Closest Friends: Clyde & Craig
Cutest Boy: Butters! My sweet child...
Nicest Boy: Kyle

Negatives need their own list, honestly ❜

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@Heidi_the_soft ❛ No-- Not you... I mean the rude-slash-overweight version of you! That, doesn't make sense... The you who's dating Eric ❜

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❛ I'm still here! I still exsist! ❜

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@PervertedParka ❛ Happy Birthda--

Why are you naked!? ❜

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@CartmansBby ❛ It's nice to see that you're open to giving me a shot, Heidi.. I mean, no one else has been so jealous ❜

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@CartmansBby Ella hums slightly as she returns the hug

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@CartmansBby ❛ That's... That's all I could ask for! ❜

Ella looked about ready to go in for a hug, but she stopped herself.

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@CartmansBby ❛ Um... Yeah... It- It's your call though, I won't force you! ❜

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❛ Does everyone hate me or something? Like, I get it, I'm Eric's sister.

But my body isn't made of nuclear residue, a hug won't kill anyone! ❜