Angrybiscuits

Clocknocker, botchocker, Spock.

[Darren Richman @darrenrichman]

Peter Jones was commentating at Hillsborough and many felt he never fully recovered from what he saw, dying less than a year later. His final report from that day is an astonishing piece of broadcasting

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

The HMS I beg your pardon now?

[Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII]

Deposed ruler of Iraq al-Ilah (Regent to the young Iraqi King) has fled from the military coup- he flew to Basra last night, now safe aboard British warship HMS Cockchafer.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@sked21 @TheTerraceTV I need to process my complex emotions before I can try to express them, Joel. It's not you, it's me.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@TheTerraceTV I've just had my first @sked21 in a dream experience. I will not be answering any follow up questions at this point.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@Droscaidh @officialdafc I reckon it's living on the roundabout at the Police Station.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@officialdafc @Droscaidh Noel Hunt's?

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@itvfootball @LaLigaEN @ITV4 And the final score at the beginning of each match! Why presume that every viewer knows the outcome beforehand?

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@itvfootball @LaLigaEN @ITV4 Who decided that it was a good idea to tell the viewers the results, and even key scorers, in all the big games at the beginning of the programme?

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@Oldfirmfacts1 It says a lot that the one I immediately dismissed was "partner cheating"

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@Droscaidh

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

I've also just noticed that Nigel Marven doesn't come out of this picture well either.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@OldAlarm @TheTerraceTV Or Miss/Mrs Alarm. I'm not sure why I presumed your genitalia are "outies"

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@OldAlarm @TheTerraceTV I think we're on the same page, Mr Alarm.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@HarryHeapeBooks In Scots, "Naepus" means you have had a particularly hot Vindaloo, or that you are that Nazi lad at the end of "Raiders of the lost Ark"

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

Masterchef leaver "I really hope to continue cooking in the future.."

Me "No! Cold food for you from now on! Shippams paste on crackers!"

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@L3GSV A Hotel I ran once received a glowing review with regards staff, room, service and meal, but was scored 2 out of 5 because gulls shat on their car when they went to the beach. Which was 2 miles away.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@L3GSV She's plated that from at least two counties away.

[Angrybiscuits @CartmelEuan]

@crazy_cat_ladyx Ah, not so good, I hope you survived.