🌵 Cash 🌵

Well mannered cactus looking to share interest and make friends.
Let's make life a little better today.

[🌵 Cash 🌵 @CartoonCacti]

Probably goes without saying, and also no one really askin’ for updates, but I absolutely refuse to post anything here but text. So hit up my linktree as I find my new home platform.

I know so many kool people on here, and want long lasting connections.

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@LOCONGAMER01

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@Matrixdragonn And then you’re hit was double confusion when Adventure 2 retconned them to Rookie level.

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I despise the mixing of classic and reboot in this piece.

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Literally one of the best GBA games you could ever own.

[Nostalgic Games @Melixer11]

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance (Gameboy Advance 2004)

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@SunsetBriz Good to know that when you abstract, you just find yourself on Mobia.

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@naillovergirl20 @LuLuYamOfficial I’ve had a hangnail that felt like that.

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I’m in the middle of vol.10, so allow me to throw out the first warning for season 2 of Delicious in Dungeon.

This shit gets WAY more violent.

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Not a joke. I don't have office clothes, so I'll just pop in with a nerdy or Hawaiian button up and jeans, and the Big Boss will just be like "Killin' It!"

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My cats will do this to me one day.

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

O vovô trouxe um salmão inteiro pra casa, mas não cabia na geladeira. Aí resolveu logo dar pros gatos comerem. Resultado: a turma toda virou cliente de restaurante japonês de luxo na hora, passando o dia inteiro se esbaldando num buffet de salmão cru 🐱🍣😂

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@MewMew_Monke Kinda just tells me you don’t know how to wear a coat.

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@floodgateofwolf *Me waking up in my friend’s guest bedroom trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with their dog.

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@CephOfTheSea I’m just…

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@PuppyPosting__ …I wouldn’t recommend that.

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Voting, am I right?

[zelda blog (triforce-princess) @trforceprincess]

[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD | Wii U]

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@KaidentheKaiden She’s pulling a Courage the Cowardly Dog.

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I get asked a lot “What’s it like doing government work”.

I answer “it’s like a pocket full of Dinosaurs”

then while they’re trying to think out this metaphor, I reveal all the dinosaurs I have in my pocket, that a coworker keeps putting on my desk.

They just stare at me.

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“5 Digimon games you should play!”

Proceeds to name the only games Digimon games available on modern hardware.

[Bandai Namco Entertainment Europe @BandaiNamcoEU]

Looking for a new RPG? One of these Digimon adventures might just become your next obsession👀

Find your perfect Digi-adventure: https://t.co/T7UDqqlXhU

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@CenoCrocodile …did your drug dealer give you Cardcaptor merch?

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@glitch_prod @StitchTwoSix He got put in the abstract aquarium because he wouldn’t eat his sandwich.

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@Canidae360 Yeah. I see him.