Cartoon_Guy_Tweets

cartoon guy here

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

How do you watch Man of Steel (2013) and Superman (2025) and genuinely think James Gunn is doing better than Zack Snyder?

[ִֶָ @knowfaqw]

when the lyrics aint about killing opps fucking hoes and doing drugs

[juicybaby4life 💧 @Juicybabylove1]

Please Congratulate me!!
I just bought Myself a Brand New 2026 King James Bible Version,
Satan You're Finished 👀✅😃

[Emmanuel @emmywayne64]

This mf always having entire character arcs off screen between each appearance 😭

[obi @weluvchael]

Why do small unknown artist have a snippet go viral… and then set the release date for 3 weeks later… you aren’t beyonce, strike while the iron is hot and DROP IT

[ille$t @illa_daff]

Somebody said Kanye doesn’t get cancelled just put on timeout 😭😭

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

seen a homeless guy with a sign that said "one day it could be you" so i put my dollar back in my pocket just in case that mf was right

[✮ ¡tals ✮ @tals_ftv]

Looked at my school work and that shit due tomorrow

[Satsuki @riyuri_ch]

tomorrow i will do the classic humiliation ritual: applying for jobs

[mantha @samanthlogan_]

Being raised a Christian and later truly finding God on your own isn't talked about enough

[WAL 🇲🇦🇧🇪 @wld_49]

ITSME c la meilleure invention que le royaume est créé je pense

[Fivio Foreign @FivioForeign]

Remember.. I didn’t run to God after a near death experience, I didn’t run to God cause I was scared, I didn’t run to God after the judge offered me a bunch of time, I didn’t run to God when I wasn’t good in the streets nomore, I went to God cause he was 1 make sure none of them things happen to me. Don’t wait til it’s too late. Find God.

[vito ✷ @whosvto]

when the full song doesn't hit the same after the snippet

[Daniel 🦔 @DanielW_Kiwi]

My son just turned 4. He now believes he is a grown up as to him 4 is old. As such, he has decided he can no longer suck his thumb, grown ups don't suck their thumbs.

I was getting him ready for bed and he said to me "Papa, do you sometimes think about sucking your thumb?"

Poor little guy is having a hard time quitting.

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[E.Yamani @E77ENCEW]

That whole Keith Lee situation on TikTok is the reason why I took a step back from social media the way that I did, because people will really take something that you said and twist it to fit the narrative that they’re trying to spin.

[† @irtxza]

the mental age gap between someone’s who’s 20 and someone’s who’s 18 is insane

[Miss P @missphavin]

Got rejected from a job after like 4 rounds and I think the weirdest part of modern hiring is how much intimate detail abt your life employers demand before extending any commitment. Tell us your values, weaknesses, life story, aspirations, meet 7 ppl…then still get rejected lol

[Cartoon_Guy_Tweets @CartoonGuyTweet]

@sum1saiditinnit What gives it baby boy?

[ToastPapi @MrToastPapi]

@xenvuen And sometimes his owner puts a bag over his head when with his best friend, shoving him in a cave until he throws up