CartoonNewsNetwork

Real news about real cartoons.Non of that real world shit.Cartoons have problems too

[Stu Wobbe @StuWobbe]

2020 prediction.

Redbox kiosks will become the new "remember when we had payphones" and we will start pointing them out to our kids like they are some ancient monolith from a past civilization.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Happy 98th Birthday to the one and only Betty White #XCVIII @BettyMWhite

[whiskeynick @nickporterwc]

If she has multiple personalities is that considered cheating?

[Your Best Nightmare 🍑 @YourBestNight3]

Do men jerk off cause it’s just their nature or is it cause their woman is slacking

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Vampires are real

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Uncle “Moneybags”arrested and charged in prostitution sting, more at 6 #news #HeadlineNews

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“I snorked her and she liked it” 80s cartoon character charged with Snork doesn’t deny allegations #snorktoo

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@muppetshow apologizes for dumping off their children and “forgetting” about them

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Saying ‘Smells Okay’ Precedes 85% Of Foodborne Illnesses Annually https://t.co/mjZBo9yJhk

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Every fucking #christmas this happens

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Area Man Stops Self After Eating 3 Advent Calendars https://t.co/wRnm3QKINz

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Gun Deaths In U.S. At 40-Year High https://t.co/jYxJpa8Fhp #WhatDoYouThink?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Just saw LOGAN. Holy FUCK. "What if we let Sam Peckinpah direct an X-Men movie?" WOW. Amazing. 🔪🔪🔪💀💀💀

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Captain N writes tell all book,blames lies on LSD trips #someoneswatchingme

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Ann finally admits years of rumors.."Andy is the reason I'm #raggedy " abuse files charged #wornout #freedom90

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Miss piggy speaks out about alleged sexual assault by @realDonaldTrump. #pigrapeculture

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This just in: tragic death of Wile E Coyote, witnesses say a cannon spun around and #shot him directly in the face. More at 6. #acme #guns

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#Breaking: Plane goes down over forest, reports indicate both Chip and Dale were on board. #Rescue efforts are under way. #Monterey Jack

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New study suggests the #Care #Bears care much less since @realDonaldTrump inauguration. #best friends #hate speech #biggaydudesarebears

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#wuzzles saddened by news that they were indeed products of #crossbreeding by mad scientists and not special creatures #worthless