An Optimistic Cynic

(Cis, he/him) I just want to see how this all plays out.

I've started taking a drink any time someone does a Twitter cliche.

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@Tigger0000 @Tigger0000 can u dm me?

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@loonytunes2022 @SangitaMyska @publicenemy2024 How is your "heritage" being "erased?"

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@publicenemy2024 @SangitaMyska That makes him Welsh.

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@elle91 @alexandrakuri Is it me or do most men with mustaches look like they're doing it ironically? "OMG, my 'stache is so random..."

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@AmericanCr80518 @JadeK526 "American crusader" 😂

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@PoorlyAgedWho @Q_Review All that first picture makes me think is “we’re just normal men.”

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@Autistic_Lauren @ThatBostonDee And Loren Bouchard confirmed in the commentary for the first episode that Tina is “on the spectrum.”

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@Autistic_Lauren @ThatBostonDee But if you say that on the Bob Burgers subreddit it gets removed for “armchair diagnosis.”

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@TheCinesthetic Such a perfect cast and it still ended up as one whole joojooflop situation.

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@MartinE06059900 @nyaraVT You…you think it’s an acronym?

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@persianjewess I guess I can’t say “ciao” or “sayonara” or “gracias?”

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@____selah @TheOmniLiberal But “rape” and “child” should???

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@DavidShafer I’ve never met someone who owns a laundromat. Therefore laundromats don’t exist.

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@suchnerve Person: *shares bad news*

Me: “oh, I’m sorry to hear that”

Person: (indignantly) “it’s not *your* fault.”

Well fuck you then.

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@StarsAheart @jdpoc Maybe your boy shouldn’t have been yapping like a little rat dog.

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@carnivore116 @jester1436 See, this is why "religious morality" will always be a lie. You're not interested in doing good for the sake of being a good person, all you're interested in is avoiding punishment.

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@XE1000A @hairlineszn @CompletedStreet That isn't what OP said, now is it?

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@MightyKeef @andrebttx @MendezMovieRPT Why is it not good?

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@alexbruesewitz @TomTiffanyWI Man, you’re supposed to be an adult. Have some self-respect, this is just embarrassing.

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@dailybritainonx I swear they had a separate mic on the pages crinkling as he flipped through.