Lucas Cartwright

agency partnerships @tiktok and chicken taco aficionado

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

Me: I hate horoscopes
Gf: Ugh that's such a capricorn thing to say

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

@laucroz Is Mercury in ravioli again????

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

Publicis Groupe and TikTok partner to help brands harness the power of Community Commerce https://t.co/giISRCMtbo

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

@valeriecnorton This moment, “that’s rough buddy”, “the hug”, and the final Agni Kai I could literally watch for hours on loop

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

Hate to do this, but @bespokepost is giving away free money for Black Friday and I have a better shot at winning if I share. Forgive me. https://t.co/QYmWduJLdg via @bespokepost

[Michel Combes @MichelCombes]

.@Sprint collaborated with @wearemiq to be the first brand to use a self-service, machine-learning bidding algorithm. It has saved hours, reduced costs and improved performance with our programmatic display advertising. Fulfilling my promise toward more #digitaltransformation!

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

heelys don't have brakes because my swag rides forever

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

I want some besitos but all I have are stressitos

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

*temperature drops 5 degrees*
New Yorkers: well it’s about time I broke out my sweater and scarf and parka it’s freezing

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

they say u r what u eat but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

hey sorry i'm late i didn't want to come

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

There needs to be a fuckery-proof way of getting off a plane

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

@Wendys trying to order ~$100 worth of food for some clients and the online checkout isn't working - can you help a friend out?

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

@beesemaster You know what might be a problem is believing in horoscopes

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

I enjoy that the ads I get served are for luxury brands; it's like, nah, you’ve got the wrong guy but thanks for thinking of me

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You mad bro? 😂

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

girl in office: I know spanish
me: what does "despacito" mean
girl: let's go out, duh
me: swing and a miss

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

@beesemaster Missed opportunity tbh

[Lucas Cartwright @CartwrightLucas]

@BabyEnn_4 Welcome to adulthood it sucks