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@projectelenii

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

The first-ever hybrid info session for visually impaired entrepreneurs under the Jim Leech Mastercard Foundation Fellowship holds Nov 3 at 4PM (WAT).

Venue: Bluehouse Technologies, Jos Join online via Zoom:
https://t.co/A0k5qStwc8
#EleniiShepherd #Inclusion

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

@_sneakernyame Chairman by @abaga

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@c0mmandderr Why is this true ?🤣🤣🤣

[Must Be Catholic @Mustbecatholic]

“Act and God will act, work and He will work.”

— St. Joan of Arc

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

I was confused tbh 🫠

[SH x @SH_92_x]

For anyone who’s confused, today is Saturday, 28 December.

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

This is not about video games

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

@neiltyson Lil Kesh was right
"Too much sense makes no sense "

Sometimes when you're so smart you'll eventually sound stupid one day

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@FIFAWorldCup This is a joke

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SYNKIO is coming

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@n6oflife6 @fightbobby Bobby Lashley is that you ?? 🫠🫠

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

@yusufahmedng Haven't posted for 3 years there
It's addictive, before the 3years i did a year without posting.
I actually know when I'll post next tho 😄 ..

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

Had an amazing time at the Jos Tech Fest on 4th Dec 2025
I demoed Elenii Shepherd, our multilingual AI mobility assistant —and the audience loved it.
Huge interest, great conversations, and real excitement around inclusive tech in Jos.
We keep building.
#JosTechFest #TechForGood

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

@SirLeoBDasilva Coming back to this .. you were so right .. 😅😅

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@crypt_hustler @FabrizioRomano I was telling my bro , did u see that ?? 😅😅 that's the haram.. Everyone sees it but it can't be stopped . It will make everyone angry , even the refs but it won't be stopped

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

@crypt_hustler @FabrizioRomano That set piece was actually haram😅
From the buildup to the ending. I don't know how to explain it , it started like a foul when Timber pushed Neuer then came forward to head the ball in .. As an opposition, you'll definitely know something went wrong but can't do anything.

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

The Most useful rhyme of all time !!!
I used it yesterday 😅

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

“30 days has September…” the most useful nursery rhyme in history.

I use it all the time. 😂

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@aimah_novah Wetin we do una ?🙄🤣🤣

[Samson Edison Mccarthy| Elenii @Cartysamson]

I didn't know much about football while growing up , but I remember watching Liverpool vs AC Milan in 2007. Few years later, I discovered Fernando Torres. To cut the long story short, when I became a full-time football fan, I had no choice but to give my love to Liverpool.

[Dunin-Deshpande Queen's Innovation Centre @ddqic]

Nearly 1 month left to apply for the Jim Leech Mastercard Foundation Fellowship. Alumni like John G. Deng, continue to create real impact, helping entrepreneurs thrive in remote communities across South Sudan.

Read more and apply here : https://t.co/jV926WriOL