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What.

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@nameoftheyear 5 RUNS SCORED

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@birbteef My batting order would probably be Hex, Bmase, Val, McD, Rat Mason, Fig, Vito, Quitter, and NaN.

For pitching I'd go with Yummy, Sexton, Pothos, Ivy, and Chelle.

Dove, PM, NV, Pbae, and Season 13 League MVP Peanut Bong get honorable mentions.

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@spicymancer You know, "now lives a new life as a legally distinct character no longer bound by the rules of the community they came from" is a strangely comforting/satisfying fate for Wyatt. They escaped the Game in a way nobody else could.

Also we get more hawt Wyatt art so it's a win-win.

[SCUTTLES🧈🌮🌮🥙🌮🥐🥐🥨🌮🌮🌯🥡🥠🌮🥪🥪🥟🌮🌮🌮🥪 @LASCUTTLES]

cmnaniblasm

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@Fancymancer @BlaseballCares @MinifigsMe Oh hey, you got a NaN too!!! I went for the Season 20 return-to-the-Tacos look, so I guess that means we did a pre/post-NaNventure set xD

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One of these days I'm going to learn how to say "no" to my own brain, and that will be a sad day for us all. #blaseball

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@catacalypto @internetFionna RELEASE THE LUMBER FROM SEASON 1, TGB

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@philly_pies Reintroduce all of the old Bloodbath blessings.

Do not reintroduce the Bloodbath.

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@FormerNumber @wyattmaXon #blaseballoutofcontext

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@joel_a_clark What was the mechanism behind the Vault Legends approaching players and taking them? Was there a check that Rat Mason happened to be good at passing or did he just get insanely lucky?

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@quincognito_ @ilianaquorum @joel_a_clark (and the same same question but sideways -- did the community discover something that even you didn't realize you had done? apart from, like, bugs)

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Wow @tacoblaseball, the Sim let you have TWO catgirls? #blaseball

[joel a clark @joel_a_clark]

the legend of rat mason:
rat mason refuses to be a legend

[LATA Rat Batson @lata_batson]

[ID: Old footage. Old, old footage. The first few pick-up games the Tacos played, decades ago. Macy runs the bases awkwardly, stumbling as she reaches the bag.

Our captain, McD, grimaces. Maybe it's too much of a long shot. These players aren't ever gonna be ready for this.]

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@KBetmint @lata_batson …what happens after the 7th inning?

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@arrowsuns echoing into static is of course what happens when you divide a yoink by a yeet, do not recommend

[Sam Kabo Ashwell 🎸 @tsawac]

for reasons that aren't real clear to anyone, least of all her, the most OP pitcher in blaseball is on the Garages now. oops I love her
#blaseball

[Jonathan Ying @Fancymancer]

So today I was like, "Man I'm sad I don't get to draw Quitter anymore ever since they got Staticked." and then I was like "What if I just... drew them... anyway?"

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@leachlich @caru TO BE CLEAR, @ caru IS NOT ME, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS xD xD xD oh god I am so so sorry random person on the internet who happens to share my name