I drive Mr. Carvalho to all of his important biz functions: celeb meet & greets, Fashion Week, Pebble Beach Golf Tourn, Coachella, Met Gala… I overhear things
@5YearOldPatrol@LAUSDSup@Dodgers .@LAUSDSup ‘s not doing so well here in LA. Teachers took a strike vote here & overwhelming voted “yes!” This would be his 2nd strike since taking the top job at .@LAUSD So if you want Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami back, he may be looking for an escape hatch.
Have you cast your vote for whether or not to go on strike? .@UTLAnow needs to come out with a strong up 👍 or down 👎vote to show what’s what. My boss, Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami .@LAUSDSup doesn’t think we’ll vote for a strike. He forgets that we’re #UnionStrong
@LAUSDSup Yeah, that’s right. It’s all because of my boss, Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami .@LAUSDSup Just imagine what he could do if he used the $6.3 BILLION in reserves on hiring more teachers, office staff, PSAs & PSWs, technology in schools, outreach programs, special ed support…
Yep, I’m back and I hear rumblings. My boss wants everyone to believe that a district sitting on $6.3 BILLION in reserves is broke. What, no more fancy suits for Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami @LAUSDSup ?
Dear Vern, my boss, Señhor Carvalo, Underlord of Miami, AKA .@LAUSDSup told me to ask you what is this word “consent” you mention? It is foreign, no? Do selfies with schoolchildren photobombing need this “consent?” More important, do the kids make him look tall? Snatched?
#IYKYK
@LAUSDSup@LASchools Do you tel parents, and more importantly, do you obtain their consent to publish these pictures? This is a huge invasion of privacy.
@LaSouper@LAUSDSup@LASchools TFW you realize you’ve been addressing your boss incorrectly since the beginning. @LaSouper, I’ve updated the prefix for my boss from “Señor” to “Señhor.” Thanks for the kind reminder. (Why didn’t you tell me????!!)
#IYKYK
Knock, engage, remind - Today, we're reaching out to @LASchools chronically absent students, offering support and resources to help overcome challenges. Together, we are ensuring every student feels safe and welcomed. #iAttend
@LAUSDSup .@LAUSDSup, Señor Carvalo, Underlord of Miami, you forgot to mention “good for my political profile.” You missed out on being named Secretary of Education once, don’t want to miss that one again!
#IYKYK
@LAUSDSup No one is questioning school safety. Even though that's where school 💥💥 occur. It's getting there, and getting back home, that's the issue during inclement weather. It's about safe commutes, etc
But not the same driver! (Except for those secret visits between Señor Carvalho, Underlord of Miami, TFG, & The Liddlest DicTater[tot] when I have to cruise with them in the back seat playing Tickle Me Elmo.)
PS. Help me! Save me! I can’t unsee what I’ve seen!)
@LaSouper@LAUSDSup Don’t forget about me! @LAUSDSup NEVER goes anywhere without @CarvalhosDriver! So, thank your lucky stars you don’t have to be a literal horse’s ass this year for Halloween!