Carver Terpstra

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain.

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Calling it here first folks, Vermont Catamounts R going all the way and winning the NCAA Tourney #Cinderella Story #NCAATournament #gocats

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Instead of celebrating Valentines Day, think from now I'll just celebrate Halloween 2x a year,cause my love life has always been a nightmare

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Let's go Broncos, the only thing that could go wrong tonight is an awful performance by Coldplay, Broncos raising the Lombardi at the end

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@WWE @WrestleMania could it be the return of Krispin Wah or Hulk Rogan

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The seeking feeling you get when you go to the convince store looking to quench your thirst with some refreshing SunnyD and they have none

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Osweiler 1- Brady 0,,Broncos win Pats undefeated no more #DENvsNE

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At Soldier field about to witness the start of the Osweiler era #BroncosvsBears #BrockOsweiler#GoBroncos

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@swish41 regardless of the outcome this would still be more entertaining than Thursday Night Football on the NFL Network

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Homecoming: a good excuse for Alumni to drink like they're still in college #UNIHomecoming

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Even though the Yankees 27 World Series rings is more then any other MLB team will prbly ever have, heck why not add another #ChaseFor28

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Minnesota: Land of 10,000 lakes and 0 Super Bowl rings #GoBroncos #MINvsDEN

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Only Gators get out of the swamp alive #MISSvsUF #BeatOleMiss #GoGators

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@guatemalanmagic why don't u go back to your home in Mexico or wherever you are from! # notwelcome #fakecarver