Cary Simowitz

Director of Marketing | Lawyer | Playwright | Teacher

[AFC Richmond @AFCRichmond]

14 days.

#RichmondTillWeDie

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@MSRogersP Love this! Thanks for sharing. :-)

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1. Welp, if nothing else, dating apps have taught me the lost art of explaining to an inordinate number of women why I went to theater school AFTER law school.
#HappyAlmostValentinesDay

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@SixFlags @SixFlagsSTL

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The scariest part about attending #sixflagsfrightfest in St. Louis this past weekend was neither the rollercoasters nor the costumed actors wearing face-mutilation makeup and revving working chainsaws.

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It was the heart-stopping, sky-splitting "bang bang" sound emitted from one of the shows every few minutes, causing total strangers to stare at each other and silently ask: "Is this it?"

#Vote

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@RobynAHusa @HoneyBeeRock Always! Have you read The Anthropocene Reviewed by John Green? That was my favorite book of 2021! Other favorites: A Gentleman in Moscow, by Amor Towles; Educated, by Tara Westover; The Book Thief, by Marcus Zusak... the list goes on and on!

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

No fucks left Fauci is my favorite Fauci.

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Texas:
"My body, my choice" = masks and vaccines.
"Your body, my choice" = rights for people with reproductive capabilities.

Now, I was admittedly never an outstanding student in math, but even I can tell that there's something particularly f**ked up about these equations.

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@MarleeMatlin My Deaf play, All the Oxytocin in Your Fingertips, has just won 2021 Futurefest, hosted by the Dayton Playhouse Theater. May I share it with you?

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@WhosEmmaStone I just got new bedding from Sheets and Giggles (after hearing 800 ads for them on YouTube) and they are shockingly comfy!

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A new romantic drama about two lawyers who used to be so very much in love but suddenly and inexplicably find themselves beginning to drift apart....
“Motion to Stay”
#LegalPitches

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@BradleyWhitford I think you guys would have done a better job, even when improv-ing!

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@hitRECordJoe I literally read a poem every night on social media. See my work on Instagram. @CaryPotter1112

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@realDonaldTrump (Yawn.) Oh, you’re still here...?

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@MarleyTeter Piranesi, by Susanne Clark!

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America, I’d like to reintroduce you to Hope. It’s been a minute. You might not recognize each other. But it’s a reunion for the ages!