The_Late_Buddy_Ryan

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[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@RDog861 @ChuckGrassley Bc he didn’t dangle his fingers in the Reflecting Pool or post a pic of seashells on his Insta?

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@buckthebigguy77 Stop me if you’ve heard this, but the photo on the left was a publicity still for a silent film satirizing the temperance movement.

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@SarHandicrapper @AlexCTaliadoros @mehdirhasan No. She was detained because she criticized the Israeli government’s military campaign in Gaza and her university’s response to pro-Palestinian protests. A federal judge ruled that she was simply exercising her rights under the First Amendment.

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@sarah_cham42895 @Acosta I knew there were megapodes Down Under. Didn’t know there were MAGA putzes too.

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@OldLaocoon @TheRickWilson Good one! When you see it, say it: Slough [sluː/] of Despond

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@factpostnews It’s been reliably reported that left-wing saboteurs have been stuffing themselves with kimchi and gorgonzola, then running over to the Reflecting Pool and farting so that fake-news “fact checkers” would blame the pool for their gassy discharges. It is known! 😵‍💫

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@klara_sjo Svenska, please!

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@BillKristol “Lèse-majesté”! In for an accent aigu, in for an accent grave.

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@suzania Sounds like Sondheim avant la lettre IMHO: https://t.co/ymhrTTHFhs

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@TheEconomist Cool article, but not cool that the Economist doesn’t seem to know the difference between the German letter Eszett ß and lower-case Greek beta β. 🙄

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@IsraelSinadxu @WSJ IMHO, so why not just leave it at that?

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@IsraelSinadxu @WSJ I should recuse myself bc I’m 77, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 I agree that treating Dr. Buzzard as a precursor of “the [short-lived, misbegotten] lounge-revival movement of the late 1990s” does seem wrongheaded. Dr. B begat Kid Creole, a group that did produce an abundance of timeless masterpieces,

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@patriottakes What you get when you google “San Recto”: “Sketch of a man bending over” https://t.co/NsIXwrNmyT

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@JDoghouse43 @FurkanGozukara @SpeakerJohnson “Caused he and family”?! Leave the bad grammar to the MAGAs pls!

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@MOESPEEDSHOP @factpostnews Trump’s 💤 still my guy!”

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@MOESPEEDSHOP @factpostnews Once again, that was the result of the pandemic and the worldwide economic crisis it caused. What we’re going through now is an own-goal, a self-inflicted shot in the foot. I don’t think anybody (but you) is saying, “Okay, this is bad, but inflation was worse under Biden, so

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@suzania So he’s destined to go up against Don Jr. in. a caged-heat death match on the WH lawn?

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@GodlessGP @MOESPEEDSHOP @factpostnews Fuck no, and I’m sure “the government” is smart enough to get us out of this clusterfuck they got us into. Aren’t they?

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@MOESPEEDSHOP @factpostnews As a great American and lifelong Democrat, Will Rogers, once said, “All I know is what I read in the papers.” Even the failing NYT gets it right sometimes. https://t.co/DvNMNuTP6D

[The_Late_Buddy_Ryan @CaryRyan4]

@MOESPEEDSHOP @factpostnews Great meme, bro, but, as you know perfectly well, the difference is that gas prices are up 𝑛𝑜𝑤 bc your guy started a war to prevent something that wasn’t gonna happen from happening (🇮🇷⚛️💣🙀) and bc the Israelis asked him to…