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"Can I waterfall a donut?" #drinkinggames

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I like to watch cooking shows well I microwave my pizza...

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"Don't worry AJ we have enough alcohol for both...celebration or defeat!"

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Justin: My spirit animal is cake...

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"I went downstairs to make a sandwich....and by sandwich I mean a bag of Oreos"

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When I describe to AJ the condition of the appliances ...Dishwasher: Morgue, Oven: Assisted Living, Refrigerator: Hospice

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"Wengardian Leviosa" The Viagra for wizards...

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"The first 8 pictures on my Instagram feed are of babies... My last 8 are of alcohol and food..."

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I'll give you a deep tissue massage... With a knife

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For some people "Netflix and chill"...for me..."Netflix and Rum" #yohopiratelifeforme #foreversingle

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That moment when AJ describes gutting a dear and you want to have another drink...

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"I saw lots of blood" ...so I set the place on fire...

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"I can't decide if I'm tired or hungry"....AJ: "Yes to all above"

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She's like a wild bulbasaur AJ!..."Aaron you need to catch her...and date her....

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You're pretty! Do you like camping?

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She's like a werwolf...but also a camel...

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"The cookies are laced with crack...sorry probably should have mentioned that..." #plottwist

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So I see the child receiving area...but I don't see the child shipping center...

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I want to get a fireplace installed..."wait what about lighting AJ on fire?" #burningman

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You're the AJ of Tyler's....