EO

A house with 5 adult chilren still living at home, a menagerie, & two outnumbered parents? It gets kinda hectic around here. And crazy. And entertaining.

[EO @CasadeO]

parents are back-mom has picked up dad's habit of muttering "cosksucker." my parents are klassy.

[EO @CasadeO]

You know we get too many packages when I know my FedEx lady, USPS guy, and postman by first name.

[EO @CasadeO]

IDK what my parents are doing, but they're blasting Sly & the Family Stone "Hot Fun in the Summertime." I find myself singing along..

[EO @CasadeO]

@Jewles jeep this a secret..on sunday when we were waiting for other Liz to meet us for brunch, I told W&D "Liz is aging like Lindsay Lohan"

[EO @CasadeO]

Ma: I *tried* to like ur chili. But it's too spicy. Me: It's fantastic, Ma. U just have poor taste in food, much like ur taste in clothes.

[EO @CasadeO]

Mr. Mescall's obit, P.42 of your Chic SunTimes 10/16/09: the pic he took of a plane crash at St.Casimir Cemetery? My Dad crashed that plane.

[EO @CasadeO]

Mr. Mescall's obit, P.42 of your Chic SunTimes 10/16/09: the pic he took of a plane crash at St.Casimir Cemetery? My Dad crashed that plane.

[EO @CasadeO]

...SHE'S A MONTH OLD, SHE DOESN'T GET IT!

[EO @CasadeO]

Everyone huddled around the baby. "Im running fucking late." Dad, "Liz, dont say 'fuck' infront of Mia." "Fuckshitballscockbitch!"

[EO @CasadeO]

5/6 siblings togther last night at the bar? OF COURSE one of us would pull the fire alarm.

[EO @CasadeO]

Frantic call from dad at 5:34-dinner is at 7:30, don't be late. EVERYONE but me is late; i swear i think they sent me to the wrong family

[EO @CasadeO]

@Jewles he's going to hold you to that

[EO @CasadeO]

Today's agenda... yet another lecture w/the oldest cat about what a litter box is for and where she'll go if she doesn't start using it.

[EO @CasadeO]

..nothing stays nice around here... have to have DOGS everywhere." Ummm, for realz?

[EO @CasadeO]

As he picks up the chihuahua & puts him IN his sweatshirt, 'Put THOSE damn dogs away, I dont want them on the freakin' wood. <mumbles>...

[EO @CasadeO]

"Mickey, let's go get momma from the airport! Are you excited?" "Dad, he's a dog." "Don't talk to him like that. He's a little boy."

[EO @CasadeO]

God forbid the cat jump on the counter, but the two DOGS? That's ok. "Well, he's hungry too!"

[EO @CasadeO]

You know that scene in 'Old Yeller' when Arlis is eating w/the puppy ON the table? Replace Arlis w/my dad and the lab w/2 chihuahuas.

[EO @CasadeO]

Hi! @tokyofan @ranibrooks @scottmerkin @jessicabellian @Jewles @esshess @rcjuarez @saltysarah
it's me, @lizzzzzard!