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Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can’t use my computer for the next hour or so http://t.co/yNzzzrSpdK

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Listing all my single socks on http://t.co/GKKkvrhOpR. http://t.co/MFQrkWmcr3

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http://t.co/1WpIUJgJgR Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally

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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up. http://t.co/hDZxLAO8r9

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http://t.co/Y8Jq1LQvY7 My iPhone is currently updating so I have to tweet from my computer like some Ethiopian kid.

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http://t.co/tW3GoVKLOD the best thing about hair glitter is that you don't have to use it

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Okay, you got me, I'm not really a gynecologist. What gave it away? Was it the tongue thing? http://t.co/j3nYznWVdq

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My biggest fear in life is dying from the .01% of germs that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill. http://t.co/bXOqYowUsi

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"I just can't control myself around you" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies http://t.co/HlY6R1u77v

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http://t.co/ivoUiovXdQ "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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http://t.co/xe7Yjllh08 The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/7uXTLXb7iM It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/f63cRETrAP

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http://t.co/jkUPP7mDKd "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/rz38wShhNI

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http://t.co/3i1NVqviEe Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/wf56nzGXSQ

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http://t.co/aiYsmqzs57 Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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http://t.co/lCMHbrfE I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried

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I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby. http://t.co/MG55uXDP