Billy and the Clonasaurus

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

Maybe if Iran wins the World Cup they’ll just open the Strait of Hormuz out of sheer kindness of their hearts

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

What a coincidence that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan died on the same day

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

Rough start for the GunnVerse

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@cartolafc Já passou da hora de vocês mandarem esses scouts irem pastar e basear a pontuação nas informações do Sofascore. Só tem pontuação justa quandos os scouts tem esses jogadores no time, piada!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Sanders: We’ve got a president of the United States who—

Crowd: Boooo

Sanders: I agree

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@Madi8onLou It happened in a undisclosed location of the mansion

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

We just had a game of Clue where somehow the solution was Scarlett with Orchid using a revolver

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

I hope the next Nosferatu movie addresses how he started working at the Krusty Krab

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@KingJames Come to Brazil Lebron

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@jacobtmeyer99 @Joshua__DM It’s not banned, it’s because the team that owns stadium the Eagles are playing asked them not to play with green, since their biggest rivals have green as their primary color

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@DrPhilColIins Kaprizov still holding strong

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

They should change the debate into a Wheel of Fortune-style game show, and whoever wins becomes president

[Gary Cahuenga @DrPhilColIins]

Was just tryna hype @CaseiroFelipe up to play fortnite 😭

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@cartolafc @CuiabaEC Pra tirar SG é uma rapidez, agora pra dar gol é uma lentidão…

[Jay Bauman @JayBauman1]

I know Twitter sucks but it's not 2009 anymore; we're no longer naive to the fact that apps like this and Instagram and TikTok exist to harvest and sell your personal information. Who still rushes to sign up for the newest iteration of THAT experience?

[Jay Bauman @JayBauman1]

When a location is as iconic as the Exorcist stairs, it's probably best to just not film anything else there ever again. You can even see the plaque dedicated to it looming over Ana De Armas.

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

The real Superbowl was the friends they made along the way

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@doofusgoo I love you too princess, you’re the only one for me ❤️

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@doofusgoo This is why I’m dating you

[Billy and the Clonasaurus @CaseiroFelipe]

@doofusgoo I just love fruit snacks, sue me